Someone

on *:JOIN:#:{ 
  if (%whoisonjoin [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { set %whois $chan | whois $nick }
  if ($chan = #the-mystic-guardians) { mode $chan +v $nick }
  if ($nick == $me) || ($chan == #bots) || (%req [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { Halt }  
  else {
    set %channy $chan 
    set %user $nick
    set %pc.msg msg $chan 
    sockopen $+(statscheck.,$ticks) www.slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org 80
  } 
}

} 
}