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on *:text:!commands:#: {   
.notice $nick Look at the message I just sent to you.
.msg $nick $me 's commands are:
.msg $nick !fact- give u an interesting face about anything. 
.msg $nick !pickup gives u a funny pickup line. 
.msg $nick !pcw is the current pc world for $chan . 
.msg $nick !Pkw gives you the pk world for $chan . 
.msg $nick !/@stats <username> will tell u the stats off the person     
}