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  public void onKick(String channel, String kicker, String kickerLogin, String kickerHostName, String kicked, String reason) {    if(kicked.equals(getNick())) {      joinChannel(channel);      try {        BufferedReader input = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("verbs.txt"));        String[] actions = input.readLine().split(",");        input.close();        input = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("adjectives.txt"));        String[] adjs = input.readLine().split(",");        input.close();        input = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("nouns.txt"));        String[] nouns = input.readLine().split(",");        input.close();        sendAction(channel, actions[(int)(Math.random() * actions.length)] + " " + kicker + " with " + adjs[(int)(Math.random() * adjs.length)] + " " + nouns[(int)(Math.random() * nouns.length)]);      }      catch(IOException e) {        System.out.println("Could not open a word file: " + e);        e.printStackTrace(System.out);      }      quitServer("Was kicked...");      System.exit(0);      return;    }    sendMessage(channel, kicker + ": That wasn't nice!");    slapUser(kicker, true);    if((int)(Math.random() + 0.5) == 1) return;    sendMessage(channel, "Although he probably deserved it.");    slapUser(kicked, true);  }