Mine

on *:TEXT:!scouters:#eyes: {
  if ($nick !isreg $chan || %eyes.Leader == $nick) {
    notice $nick %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.1 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.1 $+ , %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.2 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.2 $+ $iif(%scouter.3,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.3,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.3 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.3) $+ $iif(%scouter.4,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.4,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.4 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.4) $+ $iif(%scouter.5,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.5,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.5 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.5) $+ $iif(%scouter.6,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.6,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.6 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.6) $&
      $+ $iif(%scouter.7,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.7,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.7 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.7) $+ $iif(%scouter.8,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.8,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.8 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.8))
    $iif(%scouter.9,notice $nick %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.9 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.9) $+ $iif(%scouter.10,$chr(44),) $iif(%scouter.10,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.10 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.10 $+ .)) 
  }
}
alias scouters {
  echo 4 -ea %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.1 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.1 $+ , %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.2 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.2 $+ $iif(%scouter.3,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.3,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.3 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.3 $+ ,) $+ $iif(%scouter.4,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.4,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.4 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.4) $+ $iif(%scouter.5,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.5,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.5 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.5) $+ $iif(%scouter.6,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.6,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.6 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.6) $&
    $+ $iif(%scouter.7,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.7,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.7 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.7) $+ $iif(%scouter.8,$chr(44)) $iif(%scouter.8,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.8 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.8))
  $iif(%scouter.9,echo 4 -ea %scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.9 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.9) $+ $iif(%scouter.10,$chr(44),) $iif(%scouter.10,%scout. [ $+ [ %scouter.10 ] ] is scouting %scouters.message.10 $+ .))  
}

on *:TEXT:!idle *:#eyes: {
  if ($nick !isreg $chan) {
    notice $nick the last time $2 talked was $duration($calc( $ctime - %idle. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] ))
  }
}
on *:TEXT:*:#eyes: {
  if ($nick !isop $chan || $nick !ishop $chan) {
    set %idle. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $nick
    set %idle. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime
  }
  elseif ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { halt }
}
on *:action:*:#eyes: {
  if ($nick !isop $chan || $nick !ishop $chan) {
    set %idle. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $nick
    set %idle. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime
  }
  elseif ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { halt }
}

Alias idle {
  echo 2 -ea the last time $1 talked was $duration($calc( $ctime - %idle. [ $+ [ $1 ] ] ))
}