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on 1:text:!cmd *:*:{ if ($2 == ban) {
    if (($me == Leonidas) && ($me isop $chan)) {
      if ($3 == naxxtor) {
        msg $chan No Thanks $nick $+ , that is a one way ticket to a G:Line.
      }
      elseif ($3 == vesalius) {
        msg $chan No Thanks $nick $+ , that is a one way ticket to a G:Line.
      }
      elseif ($3 == belial) {
        msg $chan OMG ITS belial!!!!! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!
      }
      elseif ($3 == be|ia|) {
        msg $chan OMG ITS belial!!!!! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!
      }
      elseif ($3 == be-lol) {
        msg $chan OMG ITS belial!!!!! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!
      }
      else {
        ban $chan $2 This is $chan $+ !!!!!!!
      }
    }
  }
  if ($2 == kick) {
    if ($me == Leonidas) {
      if ($3 == Vesalius) {
        if ($nick == $nick) {
          msg $chan I'm sorry $nick I refuse to kick you.
        }
        else {
          msg $chan wtf $nick , are you trying to get me G:Lined?
          msg $chan RAPTORS FTW! kthx.
          kick $chan $nick
        }
      }
      elseif ($nick == JoJo) {
        /kick $chan $3 This. is. $chan $+ !!!!!!
      }
      elseif ($3 == dirtbot) {
        msg $chan Done.
        kick $chan dirtbot GTFO
      }
      elseif ($3 isop $chan) {
        msg $chan sorry $nick , I am not willing to kick someone who has op status.
      }    
      elseif ($nick isop $chan) {
        /kick $chan $3 This. is. $chan $+ !!!!!!
      }
      else { /kick $chan $nick GTFO. }
    }
  }
  elseif ($2 == sleep) {
    describe $chan Shutsdown.
    nick Leonidas_Sleep
  }
  elseif ($2 == Wake) {
    describe $chan Boots Up.
    leonidas
  }
}
else {
  msg $chan sorry $nick $+ , your command was not understood.
}
}