Rean

alias pinchandpunch { 
  var %x = 1
  while (%x < $nick(#,0)) {
    var %pizzi = %pizzi $nick(#,%x) 
    inc %x 
  }
  if (%x == $nick(#,0)) {
    action Pinches And Punches %pizzi $nick(#,%x) $+ ! First Of $date(mmm) No Returns! xD
  }
}