Venom Log

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[14:20:12] <Info1994> bcuz u iz mean 2 me
[14:20:13] <Info1994> >:(
[14:20:36] <Infrared> im not though
[14:21:17] <Info1994> Yes you are
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[14:21:25] <|Rune_Rune9|> netsplit?
[14:22:08] <Infrared> nope
[14:22:10] <Infrared> just you
[14:22:13] <|Rune_Rune9|> :(
[14:22:14] <iTush> [14:18:27] * |Rune_Rune9| has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:22:19] <Infrared> And I'm actually not info.
[14:22:59] <|Rune_Rune9|> im still watching that millioncount
[14:23:00] <|Rune_Rune9|> XD
[14:23:01] <VB-47> Question: If you are not Info, then who might you be?
[14:23:01] <|Rune_Rune9|> http://www.millioncount.com/
[14:23:13] <VB-47> Statement: That site is worthless.
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[14:24:15] <VB-47> Greeting: Hello.
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[14:24:44] <Infrared> wtf?
[14:25:17] <VB-47> Question: What are you implying by that particular internet acronym?
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[14:25:28] <Infrared> O hello peacenik
[14:25:36] <Infrared> how're the wives?
[14:25:50] <VB-47> Question: Who is Peacenik?
[14:26:10] <VB-47> Question: Who posesses multiple female partners?
[14:26:17] <Infrared> o_O
[14:26:27] <VB-47> Statement: o_O
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[14:26:35] <VB-47> Greeting: Hello.
[14:26:35] <LilPig> Hola mis hombres.
[14:27:18] <VB-47> *Uploading...Spanish...Subfiles*
[14:27:56] <VB-47> La pregunta: ¿Cómo anda hoy, señor? 
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[14:28:35] <Infrared> You went off script
[14:28:41] <Infrared> la pregunta is the question
[14:28:44] <Infrared> not just question
[14:28:50] * Guest1408 is now known as Raide
[14:28:58] <VB-47> Question: Hmmm?
[14:29:17] <Infrared> como anda hoy means how did you walk today
[14:29:18] <Raide> uh?
[14:29:21] <Infrared> lern2translate
[14:29:24] <Raide> wtf
[14:29:27] <Raide> dude
[14:29:32] <Infrared> o_O
[14:29:35] <Raide> como anda hoy is "how are you today"
[14:29:40] <Infrared> sreiously?
[14:29:42] <Infrared> seriously?
[14:29:44] <Raide> ..yes
[14:29:46] <Infrared> >.<
[14:30:00] <Infrared> what does anda mean other than he/she walks?
[14:30:07] <Raide> anda
[14:30:09] <Raide> hmm
[14:30:13] <Raide> could be
[14:30:15] <Raide> to be
[14:30:18] <VB-47> Pregunta: Infrarrojo, es usted un eunuco? 
[14:30:29] <Raide> i don0t even now what eunuco is
[14:30:46] <Infrared> Well I corrected the Pregunta part
[14:31:09] <Raide> look
[14:31:10] <VB-47> Clarification: Eunuco is translated to: Eunuch. Do you require a definition?
[14:31:14] <Raide> yes
[14:32:05] <VB-47> Definition: Eunuch: A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed.
[14:32:06] <Infrared> yes
[14:32:18] <Infrared> o_O
[14:32:25] <Infrared> Dude, you belong to sals
[14:32:26] <Raide> ohhh
[14:32:29] <Infrared> you're using dani's client
[14:32:30] <Raide> i dont
[14:32:39] <Raide> who's dani?
[14:32:42] <Infrared> ...
[14:32:44] <Infrared> the mod
[14:32:48] <VB-47> Question: Who is this "Dani" you speak of?
[14:33:01] <Infrared> VB-47 is ~Guest6266@Swift-10F8A612.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com * Someone bowed to the power of Dani
[14:33:08] <Infrared> you are using dani's altervista client
[14:33:20] <Raide> i didn't kow
[14:33:23] <VB-47> Indignant Response: And your point is...?
[14:33:26] <Raide> I don't know who is sals or dani
[14:33:44] <Infrared> wtf is this?!
[14:33:48] <Kronian> Raide
[14:33:50] <Infrared> am i being punk'd?
[14:34:06] <Kronian> Stop pulling Gillis' leg lol :p
[14:34:06] Lol Count for #NOVUS: 21241
[14:34:08] <Raide> no
[14:34:11] <VB-47> Error: Punk'd does not compute.
[14:34:14] <Infrared> XD
[14:34:18] <Raide> do i know you Kron?
[14:34:24] <Kronian> You may not
[14:34:25] <VB-47> *Commencing Pop Culture Datatabase Upload*
[14:34:28] <Kronian> But I know you :o
[14:34:37] <Raide> ...now thatscares me
[14:34:40] <Raide> stalker
[14:34:50] <Raide> that sal thing must be full of stalkers
[14:34:52] <Raide> :S
[14:35:08] <Infrared> stfu -.-
[14:35:10] <VB-47> Answer: Infrared: You are not being tricked by an ugly human male, after which he and his "posse" will jump out and humiliate you.
[14:35:24] <VB-47> Question: Are you satisfied with my response?
[14:35:26] <Infrared> XD
[14:35:33] <Infrared> quite XD
[14:35:44] <VB-47> Error: 'XD' does not compute.
[14:35:54] <Infrared> XDXDXDXDXD
[14:36:02] <Infrared> reached an error too big yet?
[14:36:03] <VB-47> *Commencing Internet Emoticon Upload*
[14:36:05] <Infrared> XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
[14:36:09] <Kronian> VB-47 needs a database update :o
[14:36:10] <Kronian> xD
[14:36:22] <Infrared> kron whois them
[14:36:29] <Kronian> i know
[14:36:30] <Infrared> they're playing stupid, they're using dani's client
[14:36:30] <VB-47> Statement: I am pleased that you find me humorous.
[14:36:32] <Kronian> already did 
[14:36:38] <Kronian> Long ago :p
[14:36:40] <VB-47> Question: What am I doing that is inspiring you to laugh?
[14:36:41] <Raide> who's dani?
[14:36:48] <Raide> what is this place?!
[14:36:57] <Raide> and for the love of god who is VB-47?!
[14:37:11] <Kronian> who VB-47 is I do not know
[14:37:20] <VB-47> Alert: I have reason to believe 'Raide' is a Class-A Certifiable Retard. 
[14:37:22] <Raide> who are you Kronian?
[14:37:34] <Raide> shut your mouth
[14:37:35] <Infrared> XXXXXDDDDDDD
[14:37:37] <Kronian> I am...Kronian o.o
[14:37:39] <Infrared> owned XD
[14:37:45] <Raide> but who are you
[14:37:45] <VB-47> *Uploading Retard Flaming Program*
[14:37:51] <Kronian> Gillis: xD
[14:38:00] <Infrared> ilu VB
[14:38:03] <Raide> do you happen to be a girl from singapore?
[14:38:04] <VB-47> Statement: MY DOG IS SMARTER THEN YOU ROFLCOPTERS.
[14:38:13] <Infrared> XD
[14:38:13] <Kronian> Raide: Perhaps :P
[14:38:16] <VB-47> Statement: Are you thoroughly embarassed now, Raide?
[14:38:23] <VB-47> *Error*
[14:38:24] <Raide> and do you happen to be hot?
[14:38:25] <VB-47> *Error*
[14:38:25] <Raide> :o
[14:38:30] <VB-47> Question: Are you thoroughly embarassed now, Raide?
[14:38:33] <Kronian> after all the hostmask 'singnet' screams it out
[14:38:59] <VB-47> Question: Who are you, Kronian?
[14:39:06] <Raide> no VB-47 don't get jealous
[14:39:14] <Kronian> Kronian. And who are you? xD XD
[14:39:15] <VB-47> Statement: My database contains no information regarding a certain 'Kronian'.
[14:39:25] <VB-47> Error: Jealousy does not compute.
[14:39:25] <Raide> ok
[14:39:28] <Raide> Gillis
[14:39:30] <Raide> I'm Raide
[14:39:31] <Kronian> Hehe xD
[14:39:38] <Kronian> this is darned funny
[14:39:38] <Raide> the famous raide from sals
[14:39:45] <VB-47> *Uploading Information Regarding: Raide*
[14:39:49] <Infrared> I'M NOT RETARDED
[14:39:57] <Raide> I'm member of the salcast
[14:39:59] <Infrared> I KNEW THAT YOU WERE ****ING RAIDE WHEN YOU LOGGED IN
[14:40:01] <Raide> which is kinda dead
[14:40:07] <|Rune_Rune9|> sals is offline
[14:40:07] <|Rune_Rune9|> =(
[14:40:08] <VB-47> Question: How is your jock itch today, Raide?
[14:40:14] <Raide> i don't know
[14:40:21] <Raide> how is yours?
[14:40:28] <Infrared> POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF THE NAME ON THE LEFT OF WHAT YOU SAY "RAIDE". NO **** SHERLOCK
[14:40:31] <VB-47> Statement: My files report 'Raide' being the world's foremost carrier of lethal STD's.
[14:40:39] <Infrared> XD
[14:40:45] <Raide> yeah
[14:40:54] <Raide> i carry the lethal virus of "sexyness"
[14:41:00] <VB-47> Error: 'Jock Itch + Myself' does not compute.
[14:41:19] <VB-47> *Cross-Referencing: Raide + Sexy*
[14:41:27] <VB-47> Error: No matches found.
[14:41:31] <Infrared> XD
[14:41:41] <Kronian> xD
[14:42:21] <Raide> ...
[14:42:32] <Raide> I kno I'm sey and thats enough
[14:42:36] <VB-47> Question: Are you laughing at me? My files indicate that 'xD' indicates laughter.
[14:42:38] <Raide> i want a taco
[14:42:43] <VB-47> Question: Who is 'sey'?
[14:42:49] <Infrared> [09:52:00] <Raide> I'm Raide <-- no ****. im infrared
[14:42:51] <Raide> sexy
[14:42:59] <Raide> you re?
[14:43:01] <Raide> are*
[14:43:03] <Raide> I'm UV
[14:43:16] <VB-47> Question: Thank you.
[14:43:23] <VB-47> *Error*
[14:43:33] <VB-47> Question: Why am I sexy?
[14:43:44] <Infrared> [09:55:46] <VB-47> Question: Thank you. <-- owned by yourself
[14:44:15] <VB-47> Indignant Response: I am not yet perfect. Yet.
[14:44:16] <Raide> wtf?
[14:44:34] <VB-47> Question: 'Wtf?'?
[14:44:46] <iTush> o noes
[14:44:52] <iTush> sals is down :(
[14:45:04] <Raide> false
[14:45:09] <Raide> it's ok
[14:45:11] <iTush> Hold that thought! The board is temporarily down for essential maintenance and upgrades and will be brought back online as soon as possibly possible.
[14:45:11] <iTush> Go play RuneScape!
[14:45:11] <iTush> -Sal santa.gif
[14:45:12] <VB-47> Question: Who are these 'Sals' and why are they on the ground?
[14:45:19] <|Rune_Rune9|> itush, already said that
[14:45:19] <|Rune_Rune9|> xD
[14:45:24] <iTush> >:(
[14:45:29] <Infrared> XD
[14:45:32] <VB-47> Question: What is RuneScape and why should I play it?
[14:45:33] <Infrared> tush
[14:45:35] <iTush> Fart
[14:45:37] <Infrared> where does it say that?
[14:45:40] <iTush> Sal's
[14:45:44] <Melenkor> !calc 15*8
[14:45:46] <VB-47> Statement: It sounds quite borish.
[14:45:47] <Infrared> tush
[14:45:49] <Melenkor> !calc 100/8
[14:45:50] <Infrared> please kick VB-47
[14:45:55] <Infrared> he's an annoying ****
[14:46:23] <iTush> O_o
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[14:46:42] <Azuma-Kun> :O gasp sals is offline
[14:46:47] <iTush> yus :P
[14:46:49] <Kronian> Yes.
[14:46:55] <Azuma-Kun> amazing >:(
[14:46:57] <VB-47> Question: Who are these 'Sals' and why are they on the ground?
[14:47:03] <iTush> Kron! :D
[14:47:09] <Kronian> iTush :D 
[14:47:09] <Azuma-Kun> o.o
[14:47:26] <VB-47> Statement: I only seek to gain more knowledge for my database.
[14:47:31] <Azuma-Kun> Azuma? :(
[14:47:40] <Infrared> AZUMA!!!!!!!!! :D
[14:47:41] <VB-47> Question: Is there something wrong with gaining knowledge?
[14:47:46] <Azuma-Kun> :D
[14:47:46] <Infrared> actually yes
[14:47:46] <Raide> hey VB want knowlgde for data base?
[14:47:50] <Azuma-Kun> Infared :D
[14:47:56] <Infrared> at the point where you become unbearably annoying
[14:48:56] <Kronian> !cmb
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[14:49:48] <Kronian> !range Lordyuanrang
[14:50:02] <Kronian> o.o fast :o
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[14:50:12] <iTush> !range lordyuanrang
[14:50:15] -[DO]RuneScript- *** [ LORDYUANRANG ]: [ranged] lvl: 90 | exp: 5,496,142 (42.1% of 99) | rank: 19,436 | EXP to lvl 91: 406,689 (26.9% to 91)
[14:50:15] -[DO]RuneScript- NPCs for 406,689 ranged exp: Blue Drags = 925 [1849] | Greaters = 1,137 [2273] | Ogres = 1,695 [3390] | Fire Giants = 908 [1816]
[14:50:17] <iTush> Wow
[14:50:21] <iDont> hello
[14:50:33] <Kronian> iTush: Ya. :o
[14:50:39] * Azuma-Kun thinks rs would be a better place if all the women had 99cooking
[14:50:48] <VB-47> Greetings: Hello, iDont.
[14:51:04] <Infrared> HA!
[14:51:07] * Raide thinks the world would be a better place if women had 99 driving skills :P
[14:51:10] <Infrared> you sais greetings
[14:51:13] <Infrared> it should have been greeting
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[14:51:20] <Info1994> !zybez icefiend
[14:51:30] <VB-47> Error: 'Women + Driving Skills' does not compute.
[14:51:34] <Infrared> !zybez test
[14:51:46] <Infrared> !price santa
[14:51:51] <Infrared> woot it's up again
[14:51:54] <Azuma-Kun> Error: VB-47 + Computer = Total Idiot
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[14:52:22] * Kronian thinks the current mudslinging is rather distasteful
[14:52:42] * Infrared agrees
[14:52:55] <VB-47> Indignant Response: That thinly veiled insult was not amusing.
[14:53:18] <VB-47> Question: What have I done to bring such hate upon myself?
[14:53:26] <Kronian> He left already 
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[14:53:48] <VB-47> Statement: That is a satisfactory resolution to that argument.
[14:53:57] <Kronian> *wonders why people use the word "hate" so flippantly *
[14:53:58] <VB-47> Greeting: Hello, `Cookthechef.
[14:54:01] <Kronian> Hai Cook :)
[14:54:15] <Infrared> COOKIE :D
[14:54:21] * `Cookthechef huggles Kron and Gillis
[14:54:30] * `Cookthechef huggles Kron again
[14:54:32] <Infrared> sure
[14:54:32] <VB-47> Correction: Perhaps 'hate' was the wrong word. Shall I replace it with 'dislike'?
[14:54:37] <Infrared> im second and only once
[14:54:51] * Raide loves VB-47
[14:54:57] <`Cookthechef> VB-47 is a bat yes?
[14:55:00] * Kronian hugs Cook :P :P :P
[14:55:01] <`Cookthechef> bot*
[14:55:06] <Kronian> No
[14:55:06] <Raide> no
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[14:55:20] <Infrared> no
[14:55:27] * Infrared huggl- cook
[14:55:29] <Kronian> He doesnt have the 'bot' indicator in his whois
[14:55:32] <VB-47> Question: Why am I being compared to a small, flying, furry rodent?
[14:55:34] <Infrared> notice i gave you a part huggle >:(
[14:55:42] <`Cookthechef> Yes VB-47
[14:55:52] <`Cookthechef> Thank gillis :(
[14:55:54] <Infrared> [10:08:03] <VB-47> Question: Why am I being compared to a small, flying, furry rodent? <-- FAIL
[14:55:58] <Infrared> BATS ARE MAMMALS
[14:56:04] <Raide> ...
[14:56:05] <Raide> owned
[14:56:10] <Raide> rodents are mammals
[14:56:15] <VB-47> Statement: rodents are mammals, meatbag.
[14:56:19] <Raide> and bats are flying rodents
[14:56:26] <Infrared> If you have a database, it sucks balls
[14:56:31] <VB-47> Statement: Fail.
[14:56:38] <Raide> nah you got owned in that one xD
[14:57:04] <VB-47> Conclusion: Infrared is posessing lower intelligence then the standard human being.
[14:57:21] <Raide> you're not a hman being
[14:57:25] <Raide> human*
[14:57:42] <Infrared> [10:09:10] <Raide> nah you got owned in that one xD <-- me?
[14:57:49] <`Cookthechef> VB-47 who are you?????
[14:57:58] <VB-47> Statement: My programming does not allow the answering of that question.
[14:58:08] <Raide> yeah
[14:58:11] <Raide> sorry but it's true
[14:58:11] <Infrared> dam :(
[14:58:25] <VB-47> Statement: I am sorry, `Cookthechef.
[14:58:29] <Infrared> @google rodents
[14:58:29] <`Cookthechef> xD
[14:58:30] <[DO]RuneScript> *** [ GOOGLE ]: Top google result for "rodents": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodent
[14:59:03] <VB-47> Quote: Rodents make up the largest order of mammals.
[14:59:10] <VB-47> Statement: Fail.
[14:59:34] <Kronian> Argh
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[15:00:21] <Infrared> YES
[15:00:25] * Guest5357 is now known as VB-47
[15:00:31] <Infrared> DAM
[15:00:56] <VB-47> Error: Database failure caused deletion of window and files.
[15:01:15] <VB-47> Question: Does anyone possess the logs I lost?
[15:01:49] <Infrared> eh?
[15:02:13] <VB-47> Clarification: Chat logs of my recent visit to #novus were deleted in Internet failure.
[15:02:20] <Infrared> FAIL
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[15:02:31] <VB-47> Question: Does anyone have copies of said chat logs.
[15:02:35] <Infrared> Razorlike Razorlike Razorlike
[15:02:37] <Infrared> omgomgomg
[15:02:38] <Razorlike> Hai
[15:02:40] <iTush> » VB-47 : Who are you? 
[15:02:40] <Infrared> i got members
[15:02:51] <Razorlike> And i just wanna start my first barrows log xD
[15:02:58] <VB-47> Statement: My programming does not allow the answering of that question.
[15:03:27] <Kronian> 13:03:59] <VB-47> Question: Does anyone have copies of said chat logs.<-- I do.
[15:03:27] <Infrared> i can take you :D
[15:03:28] <VB-47> Statement: If, however, logs of my last visit to #novus were given to me.
[15:03:33] <Infrared> i do too
[15:03:36] <VB-47> Statement: A hint may follow.
[15:04:01] <VB-47> Question: Kronian: May I have them?
[15:04:07] <Kronian> No :o
[15:04:26] -> -Kronian- Good girl :)
[15:04:38] <VB-47> Slightly Hurt Response: Why not?
[15:04:57] -Kronian- ? Why? :o But I wont give them
[15:05:03] <Kronian> Because their My logs (h)
[15:05:12] <Kronian> your fault that you dont log the channel =D
[15:05:15] -> -Kronian- I don't know who this person could be :o
[15:05:32] <Razorlike> Infra
[15:05:34] <VB-47> Question: May I have a copy of 'My logs (h)'?
[15:05:38] <Razorlike> Are you doing barrows now?
[15:05:42] <Infrared> ya
[15:05:53] <Infrared> i have the logs
[15:05:56] <Razorlike> What world, Im coming with you :P
[15:06:03] <Razorlike> Oh lol xD
[15:06:03] Lol Count for #NOVUS: 21242
[15:06:11] -Kronian- neither do I... :P
[15:06:27] <Info1994> Zomgz Gillard barrows and not tell me? :(
[15:06:35] -Kronian- Hes PMing me :i
[15:06:39] -Kronian- Hes PMing me :o
[15:06:49] <Infrared> You're always mean to me
[15:06:58] <Infrared> So I'm not being nice to you anymore :/
[15:07:24] <Info1994> Zomgz I has a new friend anyways
[15:07:27] <Info1994> We're slayering. :D
[15:07:36] <VB-47> Statement: My allotted time on this server has expired.
[15:07:52] <Infrared> chaos bloods and minds
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[15:08:03] <Infrared> hey Addison
[15:08:08] <VB-47> Statement: Goodbye.
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