on *:text:!breakfast:#:{
/set %T $rand(1,8)
if (%T == 1) describe $chan passes $nick a plate of silver dollar pancakes
if (%T == 2) describe $chan gives $nick a slice of ham , 2 scrambled eggs and some toast
if (%T == 3) { describe $chan offers a belgain waffle to $nick | msg $chan To choose a syrup type !syrups }
if (%T == 4) describe $chan serves up some sausage and egg biscuits for $nick
if (%T == 5) describe $chan offers $nick some biscuits and gravy
if (%T == 6) msg $chan I see $nick has opted to have a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Please type !cereal to the choices we have.
if (%T == 7) describe $chan offers $nick a bowl of oatmeal with strawberries in it
if (%T == 8) { describe $chan offers $nick 2 pancakes | msg $chan To choose a syrup type !syrups. }
}
on *:TEXT:!cereal:#: {
timer 1 3 describe $chan takes $nick $+ 's cereal order
timer 1 4 notice $nick |Cereals List|
timer 1 5 notice $nick |RiceKrispies , Pops , GrapeNuts , AppleJacks , FruitLoops , FrostedFlakes , Cheerios , RasainBran , Total , FruityPebbles , CinnamonToastCrunch ( type !CTC )|
timer 1 7 notice $nick To order a cereal type !<cereal> Ex: !FruitLoops
}
on *:TEXT:!Pops:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Pops
}
on *:TEXT:!RiceKrispies:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Rice Krispies
}
on *:TEXT:!GrapeNuts:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Grape Nuts
}
on *:TEXT:!AppleJacks:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Apple Jacks
}
on *:TEXT:!FruitLoops:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruit Loops
}
on *:TEXT:!FrostedFlakes:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Frosted Flakes
}
on *:TEXT:!Cheerios:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cheerios
}
on *:TEXT:!RasainBran:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Rasain Bran
}
on *:TEXT:!Total:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Total
}
on *:TEXT:!FruityPebbles:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
}
on *:TEXT:!CTC:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
}
on *:TEXT:!CaptainCrunch:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Captain Crunch
}
on *:TEXT:!Syrups:#: {
timer 1 3 notice $nick |Syrups List|
timer 1 4 notice $nick |maplew , grapew , blueberryw , raspberryw or applew for waffles|
timer 1 5 notice $nick |maplep , grapep , blueberryp , raspberryp or applep for pancakes|
timer 1 6 notice $nick To order a waffle or pancake with syrup please type !<syrup> Ex: !maplew or !maplep
}
on *:TEXT:!maplew:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with maple syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!grapew:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with grape syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryw:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with blueberry syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryw:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with raspberry syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!applew:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with apple syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!maplep:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with maple syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!grapep:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with grape syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryp:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with blueberry syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryp:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with raspberry syrup
}
on *:TEXT:!applep:#: {
describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with apple syrup
}
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::SEAFOOD::::::::::::
on *:TEXT:!Seafood:#:{
msg $chan $nick Goes to Te Sea Food Man :)
timer 1 1 notice $nick |Da Menu|
timer 1 3 notice $nick Crab - Lobster - JellyFish - Stingray - Trout - Salmon - Shrimp - shark - dolphin - whale - sardine
timer 1 5 notice $nick Type !<sea food> For example !Lobster
}
on *:TEXT:!crab:#:{
describe $chan Passes $nick a crab on a plate and $nick eats it Yum :p
}
on *:TEXT:!lobster:#:{
describe $chan tosses $nick a lobster it pinches your nose runs away :D, You finally find it and eat it :/
}
on *:TEXT:!jellyfish:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick a jellyfish and eats it, After 10 mins $nick gets stung and dies :( Lets have a funeral :d
}
on *:TEXT:!stingray:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick a Stingray....... $nick eats it, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CRIKKE MATE!
}
on *:TEXT:!trout:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick A trout on a dish $nick flips it up and eats it
}
on *:TEXT:!salmon:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick some salmon, he eats it, Nothing happens :(
}
on *:TEXT:!shrimp:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick a shrimp............. $nick turns round... Flip FLop $nick turns back round The SHRIMP IS GONE OH NO!!!! $nick finds it and eats it
}
on *:TEXT:!shark:#:{
describe $chan passes a massive shark $nick eats it in 1,000,000,000,000,000 zzzzz..... 000,000,000 bites zzzzzz.... $me has gone to sleep
}
on *:TEXT:!dolphin:#:{
describe $chan tosses $nick a dolphin... It lands on his plate and smashes his plate and everything in its way... $nick revives and eats it :)
}
on *:TEXT:!sardine:#:{
describe $chan passes $nick a tiny sardine.. with some pepper on, $nick eats it and Sneezes all the time now :D
}
on *:TEXT:!whale:#:{
describe $chan throws $nick a whale, It crushes $nick , But Stupidly $nick revives From the hand of god and eats the whale (to big!!!)
}
:::::::::RESTURANT:::::
on *:TEXT:!Restaurant:#:{
.notice $nick |The Menu|
.timer 1 2 .notice $nick The Foods: Beans - Burger - Cheeseburger - Chips - Fish - Fries - Nachos - Pizza - Pizza (Toppings) - Popcorn - Salsa - Steak - Taco - Tuna - Wedges
.timer 1 4 .notice $nick The Drinks: Beer - Cider - Fanta - Juice - Lemonade - Margarita - Milk - Redwine - Rome - Tequila - Water - Whitewine
.timer 1 6 .notice $nick The Desserts: Cake - Hostess - IceCream - Muffin - Pie - Reese's - 1,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S - Twix
.timer 1 8 .notice $nick The Fountain Drinks: 14,14!1,140,3 74,3°0,3UP 14,14! - 14,14!0,4Diet Coke14,14! - 14,14!15,5RtBeer14,14! - 14,14!8,5Dr.Pepper14,14! - 14,14!0,6Grape14,14! - 14,14!8,7Orange14,14! - 14,14!4,12Pepsi14,14! - 14,14!1,140,3Slice14,14! - 14,14!0,4Coke14,14! - 14,14!1,148,3MtDew14,14! - 14,14!1,140,3Sprite14,14! - 14,14!15,5Mr.Pibb14,14!
.timer 1 10 .notice $nick To order type ! and then the food, drink, or dessert. For example: !Coke. To see the Restaurant's stats type !RestaurantStats. }
on *:TEXT:!RestaurantStats:#:{
.notice $nick |The Stats|
.timer 1 2 .notice $nick Food Stats: Beans - %Beanscount Burger - %Burgercount Cheeseburger - %Cheeseburgercount Chips - %Chipscount Fish - %Fishcount Fries - %Friescount Nachos - %Nachocount Pizza - %Pizzacount Pizza (Toppings) - %Pizzatoppingcount Popcorn - %Popcorn Salsa - %Salsacount Steak - %Steakcount Taco - %Tacocount Tuna - %Tunacount Wedges - %Wedgescount
.timer 1 4 .notice $nick Drink Stats: Beer - %Beercount Cider - %Cidercount Fanta - %Fantacount Juice - %Juicecount Lemonade - %Lemonadecount Margarita - %Margaritacount Milk - %Milkcount Redwine - %Redwinecount Rome - %Romecount Tequila - %Tequilacount Water - %Watercount Whitewine - %Whitewinecount
.timer 1 6 .notice $nick Desserts Stats: Cake - %Cakecount Hostess - %Hostesscount IceCream - %Icecreamcount Muffin - %Muffincount Pie - %Piecount Reese's - %Reese'scount 1,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S - %Skittlescount Twix - %Twixcount
.timer 1 8 .notice $nick Fountain Drinks Stats: 14,14!1,140,3 74,3°0,3UP 14,14! - %7upcount 14,14!0,4Diet Coke14,14! - %DietCokecount 14,14!15,5RtBeer14,14! - %Rtbeercount 14,14!8,5Dr.Pepper14,14! - %Dr.Peppercount 14,14!0,6Grape14,14! - %Grapecount 14,14!8,7Orange14,14! - %Orangecount 14,14!4,12Pepsi14,14! - %Pepsicount 14,14!1,140,3Slice14,14! - %Slicecount 14,14!0,4Coke14,14! - %Cokecount 14,14!1,148,3MtDew14,14! - %MtDewcount 14,14!1,140,3Sprite14,14! - %Spritecount 14,14!15,5Mr.Pibb14,14! - %Mr.Pibbcount }
on *:TEXT:!Pizza:#:inc %Pizzacount | Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza. ( $+ %Pizzacount pizzas have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Pizza*:#:{
inc %Pizzatoppingcount
if ($6 isin $1-) { Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza with $2, $3, $4, $5, and $6 on top. ( $+ %Pizzatoppingcount pizzas with toppings have been ordered). }
elseif ($5 isin $1-) { Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza with $2, $3, $4, and $5 on top. ( $+ %Pizzatoppingcount pizzas with toppings have been ordered). }
elseif ($4 isin $1-) { Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza with $2, $3, and $4 on top. ( $+ %Pizzatoppingcount pizzas with toppings have been ordered). }
elseif ($3 isin $1-) { Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza with $2 and $3 on top. ( $+ %Pizzatoppingcount pizzas with toppings have been ordered). }
elseif ($2 isin $1-) { Describe $chan makes $nick a fresh, delicious pizza with $2 on top. ( $+ %Pizzatoppingcount pizzas with toppings have been ordered). } }
on *:TEXT:!Nachos:#:inc %Nachocount | Describe $chan hands $nick a plate of nachos and cheese. ( $+ %Nachocount nachos have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Corndog:#:inc %Corndogcount | Describe $chan hands $nick a corndog on a stick. ( $+ %Corndogcount corndogs have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Tuna:#:inc %Tunacount | Describe $chan hands $nick a can of tuna. ( $+ %Tunacount tunas have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Coke:#:inc %Cokecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!0,4Coke14,14!. ( $+ %Cokecount cans of Coke have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Cider:#:inc %Cidercount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of scrumpy. ( $+ %Cidercount ciders have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Hostess:#:inc %Hostesscount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a Hostess cake. ( $+ %Hostesscount Hostess's have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Fish:#:inc %Fishcount | Describe $chan grills up a fresh, tasty fish for $nick $+ . ( $+ %Fishcount fishes have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Steak:#:inc %Steakcount | Describe $chan makes $nick a big, juicy steak. ( $+ %Steakcount steaks have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Pie:#:inc %Piecount | Describe $chan bakes $nick a hot apple pie. ( $+ %Piecount pies have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Muffin:#:inc %Muffincount | Describe $chan bakes $nick a fresh, tasty muffin. ( $+ %Muffincount muffins have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Reese's:#:inc %Reese'scount | Describe $chan tosses a $nick a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (Life's good between Reese's Peanut Butter Cups). ( $+ %Reese'scount Reese's have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Cake:#:inc %Cakecount | Describe $chan bakes $nick a cake. ( $+ %Cakecount cakes have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Twix:#:inc %Twixcount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a Twix (Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix). ( $+ %Twixcount Twix have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Skittles:#:inc %Skittlescount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bag of 1,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S (Skittles, taste the rainbow). ( $+ %Skittlescount Skittles have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Juice:#:inc %Juicecount | Describe $chan pours $nick a glass of juice. ( $+ %Juicecount juices have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Beans:#:inc %Beanscount | Describe $chan opens up a can of beans and serves them to $nick $+ . ( $+ %Beanscount beans have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Milk:#:inc %Milkcount | Describe $chan hands $nick a tall glass of milk. ( $+ %Milkcount milks have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Popcorn:#:inc %Popcorncount | Describe $chan flicks popcorn at $nick $+ . ( $+ %Popcorncount popcorns have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Salsa:#:inc %Salsacount | Describe $chan hands $nick some salsa to dip $nick $+ 's chips in. ( $+ %Salsacount salsas have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Taco:#:inc %Tacocount | Describe $chan hands $nick a big meat-filled taco. ( $+ %Tacocount tacos have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Grape:#:inc %Grapecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!0,6Grape14,14!. ( $+ %Grapecount cans of Grape have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!RedWine:#:inc %Redwinecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of the red wine. ( $+ %Redwinecount red wines have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!WhiteWine:#:inc %Whitewinecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of the white wine. ( $+ %Whitewinecount white wines have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!7up:#:inc %7upcount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!1,140,3 74,3°0,3UP 14,14!. ( $+ %7upcount cans of 7up have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Margarita:#:inc %Margaritacount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of the mexican margarita. ( $+ %Margaritacount margaritas have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Tequila:#:inc %Tequilacount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of tequila. ( $+ %Tequilacount tequilas have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Rome:#:inc %Romecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a bottle of rome. ( $+ %Romecount romes have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Fries:#:inc %Friescount | Describe $chan hands $nick a basket of fries. ( $+ %Friescount fries have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Fanta:#:inc %Fantacount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of Fanta. ( $+ %Fantacount Fanta have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Lemonade:#:inc %Lemonadecount | Describe $chan hands $nick a glass of lemonade. ( $+ %Lemonadecount lemonades have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Water:#:inc %Watercount | Describe $chan hands $nick a glass of water. ( $+ %Watercount waters have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Mr.Pibb:#:inc %Mr.Pibbcount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!15,5Mr.Pibb14,14!. ( $+ %Mr.Pibbcount cans of Mr.Pibb have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Sprite:#:inc %Spritecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!1,140,3Sprite14,14!. ( $+ %Spritecount cans of Sprite have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!MtDew:#:inc %Mtdewcount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!1,148,3MtDew14,14!. ( $+ %Mtdewcount cans of MtDew have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Orange:#:inc %Orangecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!8,7Orange14,14!. ( $+ %Orangecount cans of Orange have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Pepsi:#:inc %Pepsicount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!4,12Pepsi14,14!. ( $+ %Pepsicount cans of Pepsi have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!DR.Pepper:#:inc %Dr.peppercount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!8,5Dr.Pepper14,14!. ( $+ %Dr.peppercount cans of Dr.Pepper have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!RtBeer:#:inc %RtBeercount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!15,5RtBeer14,14!. ( $+ %RtBeercount cans of RtBeer have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!DietCoke:#:inc %Dietcokecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!0,4Diet Coke14,14!. ( $+ %Dietcokecount cans of DietCoke have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Beer:#:inc %Beercount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of beer. ( $+ %Beercount beers have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Wedges:#:inc %Wedgescount | Describe $chan hands $nick potato wedges. ( $+ %Wedgescount wedges have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!IceCream:#:inc %Ice-creamcount | Describe $chan hands $nick a bowl of ice cream. ( $+ %Ice-creamcount ice creams have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Chips:#:inc %Chipscount | Describe $chan hands $nick a plate of chips. ( $+ %Chipscount chips have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Cheeseburger:#:inc %Cheeseburgercount | Describe $chan hands $nick a cheeseburger. ( $+ %Cheeseburgercount cheeseburgers been have ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Slice:#:inc %Slicecount | Describe $chan tosses $nick a can of 14,14!1,140,3Slice14,14!. ( $+ %Slicecount cans of Slice have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Burger:#:inc %Burgercount | Describe $chan hands $nick a burger. ( $+ %Burgercount burgers have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Milkshake:#:inc %MilkShakecount | Describe $chan hands $nick a Vanilla MilkShake. ( $+ %MilkShakecount MilkShakes have been ordered).
on *:TEXT:!Reset:#:{
if ($nick == MisterClean) {
unset %Pizzatoppingcount
unset %Burgercount
unset %Slicecount
unset %Cokecount
unset %Cheeseburgercount
unset %Chipscount
unset %Ice-creamcount
unset %Pizzacount
unset %Friescount
unset %Wedgescount
unset %Beercount
unset %Dietcokecount
unset %RtBeercount
unset %Mtdewcount
unset %Pepsicount
unset %Dr.peppercount
unset %7upcount
unset %Spritecount
unset %Mr.Pibbcount
unset %Watercount
unset %Lemonadecount
unset %Fantacount
unset %Tequilacount
unset %Margaritacount
unset %Tunacount
unset %Whitewinecount
unset %Redwinecount
unset %Tacocount
unset %Grapecount
unset %Salsacount
unset %Popcorncount
unset %Milkcount
unset %Beanscount
unset %Juicecount
unset %Skittlescount
unset %Cakecount
unset %Twixcount
unset %Reese'scount
unset %Steakcount
unset %Piecount
unset %Muffincount
unset %Fishcount
unset %Hostesscount
unset %Cidercount
unset %Nachocount
unset %Romecount
unset %Orangecount
msg $chan Reset completed. } }