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;; SurrealHostin Staff Script
alias -l forceremove {
  .mode #sSupport -v %help
  .ban -u3600 #sSupport %help 2
  .kick #sSupport %help (1Hour Ban) Idling #sSupport is not permited.
}

menu nicklist {
  $iif($chan == #sSupport,$chan)
  .Start Help:/say Welcome  $+ $snick(#) $+  to the SurrealHosting Support Channel, How may I help you (Do Not PM me as I will ignore it) | set %help $snick(#) | /mode $chan +v $snick(#)
  .Finish Help:/say  $+ %help $+ , if that is all Please /part $chan $+  or I will be forced to remove you. | .timer 1 10 forceremove
  .Idle Warning:/say  $+ %help $+ , this is your first and last warning. If there is nothing else you need regarding SurrealHosting Please /part #sSupport
}

on ^*:text:*:#sSupport:{
  if (%help == $nick) {
    haltdef
    echo $chan $timestamp <4+ $+ $nick $+ 1> $1- 
  }
}
on ^*:part:#sSupport:{
  if (%help == $nick) {
    unset %help
  }
}
on ^*:join:#sSupport:{
  echo -a $nick ( $address($nick,2) ) has joined #sSupport. Please attend to him!
}
ctcp ^*:*:*: if ($1 == VERSION) { ctcpreply $nick $1 #sSupport Helper Script made by #cBots aka coNNect | haltdef | halt }