Mine

on *:TEXT:*:#:{ 
  set %option1 yes
  set %option2 yeah
  set %option3 yep
  set %option4 uh huh
  if ($1 == . $+ %option1 || $1 == . $+ %option2 || $1 == . $+ %option3 || $1 == . $+ %option4) {
    msg $chan hai
  }
}