Something

on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  inc %LinesofText [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:NICK: {
  inc %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:KICK:#: {
  inc %KickedTimes [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:JOIN:#: {
  inc %Joinsnick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:ACTION:#: {
  inc %Actionnick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:BAN:#: {
  inc %Bannick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:UNBAN:#: {
  inc %Unbannick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:TEXT:!ircstats*:#: {
  notice $nick 3Hello4 $Nick , 3Here are your stats: 12<> 3 Nick Changes: 4 %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Times Kicked: 4 %KickedTimes [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Lines Of Text: 4 %LinesofText [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Joined Chans: 4 %Joinsnick [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Actions: 4 %Actionnick [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Bans: 4 %Bannick [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 12<> 3Unbans: 4 %Unbannick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}