Sick C

#include <stdio.h>int $(void){  return 1;}int main( int argc, char **argv ){  int $perl = 1;  int $a$b = 1;  int $$ = 1;  printf( "$perl = %d\n", $perl );  printf( "$a$b = %d\n", $a$b );  printf( "$$ = %d\n", $$ );  /*  $(); this fails in the assembler */  return 0;}