Someone

on $*:TEXT:$(/^(?>\Q $+ $me $+ \E,? ?)?([!@.](playing|cpp|peopleplaying|rsp|players)/Si):#:{
  if ($readini(Status.ini,$network,$chan) == DChan && $remove($1,$chr(44)) != $me) { halt }
  elseif ($iif($remove($1,$chr(44)) == $me,$3,$2)) {
    if ($nick !isop $.chan && $nick !ishop $.chan && $remove($1,$chr(44)) == $me) {
      notice $nick $logo This is a staff command!
      halt
    }
    var %ble = $rand(10000,99999)
    set %display.player. [ $+ [ %ble ] ] $iif($remove($1,$chr(44)) == $me,$iif($left($2,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick),$iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan, notice $nick))
    sockopen rspeople. [ $+ [ %ble ] ] www.runescape.com 80
  }
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:rspeople.*: {
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET  /lang/en/aff/runescape/title.ws HTTP/1.1 
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: www.runescape.com 
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf 
}
on *:SOCKREAD:rspeople.*: {
  if ($sockerr) %display.player. [ $+ [ %ble ] ] I'm sorry, there's been an error somewhere online, please try again in a few moments.
  else {
    var %omg.player
    sockread %omg.player
    if (There are currently * people playing! iswm %omg.player) {
      tokenize 32 %omg
      %display $c1(There are currently) $c2($4) $c1(people playing runescape!)
      unset %omg.player
      sockclose rspeople
    }
  }
}