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WonderBlonde13: alright, se can never make up her mind

Reel C00L: i'm sorry to hear that

WonderBlonde13: ahe*

WonderBlonde13: she**

Reel C00L: be careful, you don't want to run out of asterisks

WonderBlonde13: haha

WonderBlonde13: lol

WonderBlonde13: this is sorta off the subject....do you have any pets?

Reel C00L: yes

WonderBlonde13: I have two pets. a kitten and a dog. my kitten is at the window watching the leaves blowing around in the wind 

WonderBlonde13: she's funny

Reel C00L: HAHAHAHAH

WonderBlonde13: was that sarcastic??

Reel C00L: sarcastic?

WonderBlonde13: do you know what that means?

Reel C00L: no

Reel C00L: I am not from your country

WonderBlonde13: well....it's hard to explain

WonderBlonde13: really, then where are you from?

Reel C00L: Georgia

Reel C00L: it used to be USSR

Reel C00L: it is very cold there and we drink much vodka to stay warm

WonderBlonde13: Russia was the former USSR, Georia is in the US where

WonderBlonde13: do you mean you moved to the US?

Reel C00L: no, many countries were USSR

Reel C00L: Uzbekhistan, Latvia, Kryzgbakistan, Russia, Georgia

WonderBlonde13: Georgia is a state in the US

Reel C00L: STUPID AMERICAN

Reel C00L: GEORGIA IS MY COUNTRY

WonderBlonde13: i'll warn you

Reel C00L: DO NOT DISRESPECT MY COUNTRY

WonderBlonde13: OK SORRY!

WonderBlonde13: where in Georgia did you live?

WonderBlonde13: Khulo, Bolnisi?

Reel C00L: T'bilisi

WonderBlonde13: was it nice there?

Reel C00L: I miss my family

Reel C00L: now you know Georgia?

WonderBlonde13: yes

Reel C00L: I like american music like "Eye of Tiger" and "Rock like a Hurricane"

Reel C00L: those are american classic yes?

WonderBlonde13: i'm not sure, classical here is like Beethoven and Bach

WonderBlonde13: Tbilisi is the capitol of Georgia, right?

Reel C00L: yes, capitol with large palaces and many hookahs

WonderBlonde13: i am not sure what i hookah is

Reel C00L: i must go now American

Reel C00L: Tell me, what are the nuclear capabilities of your country?

WonderBlonde13: WHAT?

Reel C00L: how many nuclear warheads do you possess?

WonderBlonde13: why are you asking me this????

Reel C00L: This communication is terminated

WonderBlonde13: in America you say "Good-bye."

Reel C00L: In Georgia, we shoot insolent bitch

WonderBlonde13: a bitch is a female dog

Reel C00L: I study your country in much detail. I know bitch

WonderBlonde13: then you'd know what sarcastic ment

Reel C00L: this communication is terminated immediately