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alias employ {
  write employ.txt $1
  /msg $chan $1 added to Staff List. 
  /msg $1 Thanks for applying for a staff position in #ComputerHelp, after long and hard thought, I have decided to give you an AutoVoice position on this channel, however; if we do not see a good amount of effort being put into helping, we will consider removing your position. On the other hand, if you work hard, we may think of promoting you! 
} 

on *:join:#ComputerHelp, #CompHelpStaff:{ 
  if ($read(employ.txt,w,$+(*,$nick,*))) { 
    /mode $chan +v $nick 
  } 
}