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on *:TEXT:!employ*:#computerhelp,#time:{ 
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { 
write employ.txt $2 
    notice $nick $2 added to Staff List. 
/msg $2 Thanks for applying for a staff position in #ComputerHelp, after long and hard thought, I have decided to give you an AutoVoice position on this channel, however; if we do not see a good amount of effort being put into helping, we will consider removing your position. On the other hand, if you work hard, we may think of promoting you!
  } 
} 

on *:JOIN:#chomputerhelp,#time:{ 
  if ($read(employ.txt,w,$+(*,$nick,*))) { 
  } 
}