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on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ( $1 = .add ) cs access $chan add $$2 $3
  if ( $1 = .rem ) cs access $chan del $$2
  if ( $1 = .ud ) ns update
  if ( $1 = .eI ) mode $chan +eeII  @king.of.tehintarweb.info Evans @king.of.tehintarweb.info Evans
  if ( $1 = .akickadd ) cs akick $chan add $$2 $3-
  if ( $1 = .akickdel ) cs akick $chan del $$2
  if ( $1 = .inv ) invite $$2 $chan
  if ( $1 = .mode ) mode $chan $2
  if ( $1 = .alist ) cs access $chan list
  if ( $1 = .me ) mode $me $2
}