Mine

on *:JOIN:#: { 
 if ($nick == mervin) {
 timer 1 1 /mode $chan +b $nick
 timer 1 2 /cs kick $chan $nick
 halt
 }
} 
on *:TEXT:allen*:#:{ 
  if ($nick ison $chan) { 
    msg $chan yes of course im gay
    halt

  } 
}