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public text v1 · immutableon *:JOIN:#mess.be: {
if ((*!~mess-v2@TrueIRC-* !iswm $fulladdress) || ($network != TrueIRC)) halt
msg $chan Hey. Please wait for a response from an operator before leaving. Sometimes it takes a few minutes for an operator to respond. Be patient.
bs say #aol darkmonkey, someone is in #mess.be ( $nick )
}