Toeter

alias /upmkoc {
  if ( $1 == h) {
    //echo -a u get $2 units a turn 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($2,$chr(44)) * 62.5),b) $+ ) , or $bytes($calc($remove($2,$chr(44)) * 12 ),b)) units a minute 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($2,$chr(44)) * $calc(12 * 62.5)),b) $+ )  and thats $bytes($calc($remove($2, $chr(44)) * 720 ),b)) units an hour 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($2,$chr(44)) * ( 720 * 62.5)),b) $+ ) or $bytes($calc($remove($2, $chr(44)) * 17280 ),b)) units a day 12 12( $+ $bytes($calc($remove($2,$chr(44)) * ( 17280 * 62.5)),b) $+ )
  }
  else {
    //echo -a u get $1 units a turn 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($1,$chr(44)) * 50),b) $+ ) , or $bytes($calc($remove($1,$chr(44)) * 12 ),b)) units a minute 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($1,$chr(44)) * $calc(12 * 50)),b) $+ )  and thats $bytes($calc($remove($1, $chr(44)) * 720 ),b)) units an hour 12(+ $+ $bytes($calc($remove($1,$chr(44)) * ( 720 * 50)),b) $+ ) or $bytes($calc($remove($1, $chr(44)) * 17280 ),b)) units a day 12 12(+  $+ $bytes($calc($remove($1,$chr(44)) * ( 17280 * 50)),b) $+ )
  }
}