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INSPECTOR CHAN
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SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS
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Anyone else?
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Such a beautiful woman...
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...and you arrest her...
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...just for spitting?
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Is there no justice?
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Is there no law?
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Commissioner is only your boss...
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...because he paid his dues
to the Crocodile Gang.
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And you don't fucking know me?
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Sorry, I didn't know
she was your wife.
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Ugly coward!
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What are you looking at? Never seen
such a handsome gang boss?
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Who'd be in the film business?
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It's Sunday,
and the theater's deserted.
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Where's the car?
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Let's go back inside!
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Call for help!
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No need for that, Northerner.
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While you were messing with the cop,
your men signed up with us.
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I'll kill all you Axe Gangsters!
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Stop! You forget the time
I treated you to dinner.
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Brother Sum.
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Please...
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Please spare me.
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Don't worry.
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I don't kill women. You can go!
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Thank you, Big Brother.
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Cops! Come clean up the mess!
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THE AXE GANG
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In a time of social unrest
and disorder...
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In a time of social unrest
and disorder...
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...the gangs have moved in
to consolidate their power.
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The most feared of them all
is the Axe Gang.
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Only in the poorest districts,
which hold no interest for the gangs...
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...can people live in peace.
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PIG STY ALLE Y
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One, two, three!
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- That okay, Coolie?
- No problem!
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TAILOR
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NOODLES AND CONGEE
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My check, please, Donut.
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- How much?
- It's on the house!
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Donut.
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- It's nothing.
- I like you.
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I'll ask the wife about
lowering your rent.
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Morning, Landlord!
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Landlord!
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Jill! How you've grown!
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Come let me examine you!
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Good to see you, Landlord!
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What's so good about it?
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Don't...!
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Can you make the skirt slit higher?
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Sure!
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Look, a comet!
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Jane! You naughty girl!
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Landlord! You're such a scoundrel!
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Don't go, Jane! Stay and chat!
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I'm only kidding. Jane!
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Landlady!
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Landlady!
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What happened to the water?
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Water ain't free!
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You talk a lot for someone
who won't pay his rent.
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But I'm in the middle of a shampoo.
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You think that's a problem?
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From now on, no water on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays.
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Water ration Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays.
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I just love hearing you fools
complain. Assholes!
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Good morning, Landlady!
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Just pay your rent,
or I'll burn your shop down.
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What's so funny?
Rent's no laughing matter, fairy!
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Serves you right you're a coolie!
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Months overdue and not even
a "good morning."
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You'll be a coolie for life.
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There you go, handsome!
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What took you so long
with the congee?
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I stopped to help an old lady
cross the street.
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- What are you doing here?
- Checking for Peeping Toms.
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Was someone just spying on you,
Auntie Six?
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Don't shoot your mouth off
without proof.
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She's crazy.
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Go away!
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Please can you teach us, sir?
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No more soccer!
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- Who wants the cut?
- My boss.
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Take a seat.
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Done! Fifty cents, please.
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Isn't it great?
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It's too good!
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Why'd you make him look so good?
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Why?
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Don't get mad, boss.
He's my old buddy. I'll handle this.
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He's boss of the Axe Gang. Don't you
see the two axes? We're bad guys.
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Making him look good
is really bad. Understand?
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- I didn't know.
- You're a numskull!
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But I like you, so just pay me,
and I'll take care of it.
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No way!
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Steady with the axe, boss.
Let me talk to him.
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I really care for you. You saw it
for yourself. Seriously.
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Why don't you pay up. Not much.
Enough for a drink.
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Oh, so it's blackmail!
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Boss!
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Boss!
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Now you're dead!
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Looks like he's waking up!
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I'm not afraid.
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You can kill me.
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But there'll be thousands more of me!
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You want to play tough? The Axe
Gang boss is napping in there.
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Whoever wants to die,
step forward.
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So you want to fight?
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Great! We'll go one-on-one.
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Don't even think about cheating.
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That old woman with the onion!
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You look real tough. Want to try me?
I'll let you hit me first.
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What do you do?
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I'm a farmer.
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Farmers don't fight. Piss off!
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He's crazy!
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Calling me names?
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You're lucky you're a woman.
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Hey, shorty! Yeah, you!
If you're short, you don't retort.
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What did I say about cheating?
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Sit back down!
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You! The geezer with the glasses.
You look mean.
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No, not you. I mean...
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You!
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Hey, kid, let's rumble!
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All right, all right!
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So no one-on-ones today.
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You're all such wimps!
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He blackmailed me.
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Fat woman, you're
in charge here, right?
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Fat woman, my ass!
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I'm with the Axe Gang!
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Axe Gang, my ass!
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Boss!
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Boss, my ass!
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- You have to pay our medical bills!
- Bills, my ass!
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- We're on the same side!
- Same side, my ass!
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Think you're so tough?
I'll call for backup!
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You nitwit! Let's see you call backup!
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You don't know the backup I have.
I'm talking an army here.
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Don't you go away! Go put
a down payment on your coffin!
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Who threw the firecracker?
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I'm one of you, brother.
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Mind your own business!
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It's raining. Go bring in your laundry!
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Fat woman!
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You blackmailing me too? I ain't afraid.
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I...
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Did anyone see what happened?
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Don't! My back's broken!
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Call for help!
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Hold on, calm down. You hungry?
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Keep quiet.
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No.
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Who did this?
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I'll count to three.
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One...
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...two...
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I did it!
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Are the goods okay, Brother Sum?
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Sorry!
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Look away, kid.
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Get rid of him!
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We're the bad guys!
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We're meant to do the ass-kicking...
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...not the other way around.
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And it's all because these morons
posed as Axes.
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Don't waste your time, Brother Sum.
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We'll handle this.
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You! Take care of it.
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- Boy, can this guy pick locks.
- It's a living. Give me a break.
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Pick that one too, if you're so good.
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Come.
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I'll count to three.
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Hurry!
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Ready? Three!
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That's quick!
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Brother Sum, we really
want to be Axes.
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That's why we did what we did.
Give us a chance.
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Ever killed anyone?
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I've always thought about it.
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Then go kill someone.
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I will!
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Go on!
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Thank you, Brother Sum.
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We can always find a use for that type.
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I told you before,
you've got to look tough.
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Tougher!
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Tougher!
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Act the part.
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And try to stay awake.
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It's tiring being tough.
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Tiring? It's our living!
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The streets out there are filled
with money and women.
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You only need the will
and determination...
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...to seize the opportunity to win.
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This is our big chance!
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We just kill someone,
and we're in the gang.
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Then it'll be money and women
all the way!
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Don't be like those beggars...
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...with no ambition.
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Who are you looking at, four-eyes?
I'll smash your glasses!
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Get lost!
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Come here and say that!
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- You're really gonna kill someone?
- That's right!
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The four-eyes, the fat woman
and all the residents of Pig Sty.
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But they're good at kung fu.
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- I can do kung fu!
- Oh, yeah?
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Didn't I tell you I know
Buddhist Palm kung fu?
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Hey there, handsome boy. Stop.
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Amazing!
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Do you know you have
a special aura?
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You're so young, but you have
the bone structure...
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and chi flow of a kung-fu genius.
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If your chi flow can be channeled,
then you will be invincible!
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Like the old saying:
You cannot escape your destiny.
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The duty of upholding world peace
and punishing evil will be yours.
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Sure.
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This is the scroll of the Buddhist Palm.
It's priceless.
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But as it's fate,
I'll let you have it for $ 10.
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BUDDHIST PALM MANUAL
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- You gave him your life savings?
- Yes.
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I was saving to study to be
a doctor or lawyer...
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...but this was world peace.
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Let go of the girl!
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Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm!
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"The 20-Cent Kung Fu Manual."
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You must be loaded.
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Have you killed anyone lately?
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He's a fool, and she's mute. Losers!
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I realized then that good guys
never win. I want to be bad.
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I want to be the killer!
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- Ice cream!
- Where?
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Make mine a vanilla.
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Chocolate for me!
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What're you looking at?
Never seen free ice cream before?
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Look at her run!
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You're such kung-fu masters,
go take it on the road.
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You belong in the circus, not here!
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Don't say that, Landlady.
There must be a reason they're here.
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Everyone has his reasons.
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We don't want to make trouble.
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I'm glad you get it.
The mob's mad at us.
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We'll never hear the end of it.
Why don't you get lost!
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Your wife shouldn't be so nasty.
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You okay?
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Masters.
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We have nothing precious
to give you...
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...but take this as a token
of our appreciation.
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Thanks for saving us!
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Stop the crying. This isn't a show!
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- You're so cold-hearted.
- Talking back to me, eh?
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You may know kung fu,
but you're still a fairy.
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It's no crime to be good at kung fu!
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Once a fairy, always a fairy.
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00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:33,675
Look at you. What's with
the red underwear?
263
00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:36,342
Why not a diaper while you're at it.
264
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,647
What's wrong with red underwear?
265
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:42,724
Where were you
when there was trouble?
266
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:46,853
If it weren't for them, we'd be finished.
Be reasonable!
267
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:48,521
I'll reason with you.
268
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,965
You owe me three months' rent.
That's $90.
269
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,400
Pay up or pack up!
270
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,733
Don't you worry. I'll pay it.
271
00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,399
Think you're a smartass,
Rabbit-Tooth Jane?
272
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:02,205
What's it to you, tub of lard?
273
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:03,540
Bitch!
274
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,343
Calm down, Landlady.
275
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:09,811
This is your fault.
276
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,321
- Are you trying to kill us?
- You're right.
277
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,653
How could you do that?
278
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,762
Shut the hell up!
279
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,240
You think you can out-yell me?
280
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:41,113
The fat lady can really sing.
281
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:43,643
Watch this!
282
00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,797
What happened?
283
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:03,106
What do you mean,
what happened? You try it.
284
00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:05,242
- Me?
- Quick!
285
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,346
Sorry! You okay?
286
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:17,451
I think you should get closer
and take better aim. Okay?
287
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:18,611
Okay!
288
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:33,497
- Who's throwing the handles?
- Handle?
289
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,608
Where's the third knife?
290
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:40,710
God knows where it went.
291
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,346
Could it be the same one? Can't be...
292
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:45,277
- Don't!
- Sorry.
293
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:49,283
What are you trying to say?
294
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:53,618
I just remembered I have
something to do. See you!
295
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:58,286
Uh-oh. They've seen us!
296
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,230
Stay back!
297
00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:13,903
Don't panic! Snakes like music.
If I whistle, they won't bite.
298
00:35:14,078 --> 00:35:15,636
Please, no more bright ideas.
299
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,217
Oh, what the hell!
300
00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:29,550
Not you again, asshole!
301
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:33,094
Get back to your business!
302
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,422
Split up!
303
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:39,863
Split?
304
00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:54,134
What're you doing here?
305
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,466
Looking for you. Weren't you hurt?
306
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:57,835
I'm fine!
307
00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:02,811
How come you always recover so fast?
308
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:04,637
I don't know.
309
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,644
- Which hospital did you go to?
- Don't remember.
310
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,046
Maybe it's better that way.
311
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:14,920
Memories can be painful.
To forget may be a blessing!
312
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,925
I never knew you were so deep.
313
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:21,654
All the sadness one can bear...
314
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,905
...down the river everywhere.
315
00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:36,804
Hey, get out of the way!
316
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,243
Move!
317
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,077
I'll slap you to kingdom come!
318
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:44,285
Look at those four-eyes
carting around a coffin.
319
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:47,613
What morons!
320
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,988
Don't blame me for making you leave.
321
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,224
We'll let Buddha decide...
322
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,101
...whether you stay...
323
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,704
...or go.
324
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,600
HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE
325
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,353
Have some tea.
326
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:31,692
We're grateful for
some professional help.
327
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,532
We understand the problem.
Twelve Kicks from the Tam School...
328
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:40,700
...Iron Fist from the Hung School
and the Hexagon Staff...
329
00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:43,269
Those guys at Pig Sty are really good.
330
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,711
Their warrior days are long over...
331
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,653
...but they're still top fighters.
332
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,889
This job is a great challenge for us.
333
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,751
Now, that's professionalism.
334
00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:03,264
Number One Killers. Expensive, yes,
but worth every penny!
335
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:04,423
No!
336
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:09,665
Number one is the Beast,
the world's top killer.
337
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:14,441
He was so dedicated to kung fu,
he went crazy.
338
00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:17,911
I heard he's now in an asylum.
339
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:21,815
So you're the top killers now.
340
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:26,355
Strictly speaking,
we're just musicians.
341
00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:31,424
A song that wrenches the heart
O where do I find a knowing ear?
342
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:36,098
Great poem, isn't it?
343
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,699
We'll be saying goodbye soon.
344
00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:48,367
Who knows when we'll see
each other again.
345
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:53,311
We're three of a kind.
Wish we'd known before.
346
00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:56,783
Let's take this opportunity
to spar a little.
347
00:40:57,021 --> 00:41:00,388
No. We still have a lot to pack.
348
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,887
You're right.
349
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:44,331
Twelve Kicks of the Tam School!
Superb attack and defense!
350
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:47,366
Iron Fist: Powerful yet delicate.
Topnotch!
351
00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:50,837
Hexagon Staff, with its
thousand moves. Mystical!
352
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,640
Till we meet again!
353
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,309
More lipstick!
354
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,699
Stay there, or I'll break you in half.
355
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,687
Sorry, we're closed.
356
00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:54,888
You can make a suit in no time.
357
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:56,555
We're moving.
358
00:43:56,734 --> 00:43:58,565
This is good material!
359
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:01,568
You know your stuff.
360
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:04,267
This has high artistic value.
361
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:06,206
How high?
362
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,475
At least a few stories...
363
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,712
Insulting the Axe Gang!
We'll show them.
364
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:24,047
Let's kill them all and make
this place a brothel.
365
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,212
Don't block my view!
366
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:16,762
What's going on?
367
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,344
Good!
368
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,351
Don't block my view!
369
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,690
Damn! I told those nitwits to leave,
but they're still here.
370
00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,592
- Really?
- Yeah.
371
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:09,148
What the hell is this fighting?
Who'll pay for the damage?
372
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:11,317
Sorry, sorry. It's nothing!
373
00:48:51,995 --> 00:48:55,055
You know what time it is?
I have to sleep.
374
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:58,099
Hey, fatso, eat shit and die!
375
00:48:59,002 --> 00:49:00,492
Die? In this racket?
376
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,696
Sorry, sorry!
377
00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:06,999
Get out of my way!
378
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,507
Hang in there, Tailor.
379
00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:20,615
Be quiet!
380
00:49:25,862 --> 00:49:30,595
Give us a break! Why push us so far?
381
00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:46,476
There's another master?
382
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:15,588
It's the Lion's Roar!
383
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,097
I thought that was a myth.
384
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,271
Who knew the Lion's Roar
really exists?
385
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:26,034
That's the last we'll see of them.
386
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:31,544
It's bad, Brother Sum.
Quick, start the car!
387
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:33,542
Start the car!
388
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:41,450
Boss!
389
00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,889
Keep it down! Have you no manners?
390
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:46,460
Get lost. People are trying to sleep.
391
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:49,599
They have to work tomorrow.
Get out of here!
392
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,463
Scumbags!
393
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:23,349
I can't hang on much longer.
394
00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:29,597
But having seen
real masters like you...
395
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,392
...I can now die in peace.
396
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:34,503
Don't say that.
397
00:54:34,671 --> 00:54:37,606
We're ordinary folks.
398
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,537
Ordinary's a blessing.
399
00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:43,167
Don't call us masters.
400
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,246
But you're such great fighters!
401
00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:49,681
If only you'd helped earlier,
they wouldn't have to die this way.
402
00:54:50,186 --> 00:54:54,350
Like Donut said,
everyone has his reasons.
403
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,854
Years ago...
404
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,454
...we saw our only son killed in a fight.
405
00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,394
Revenge can be devastating.
406
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:07,930
Do you understand?
407
00:55:08,104 --> 00:55:11,198
Why don't you train us
to be top fighters...
408
00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:14,366
...and we'll avenge them!
409
00:55:14,711 --> 00:55:18,704
Becoming a top fighter takes time.
410
00:55:18,882 --> 00:55:21,442
Unless you're a natural-born
kung-fu genius.
411
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:25,384
And they're one in a million.
412
00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:35,157
It's obvious I'm the one!
413
00:55:38,735 --> 00:55:40,930
Don't think so.
414
00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:47,275
Everyone! We swore
we'd never fight again.
415
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,844
But we broke that promise today.
416
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,574
For your own safety, please all leave!
417
00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:01,582
In great power lies great responsibility.
418
00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:03,957
There's no escaping from it.
419
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,921
Donut, you're hurt bad.
420
00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:08,655
Rest now.
421
00:56:13,603 --> 00:56:16,037
We can't understand
what you're saying.
422
00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:18,766
Donut!
423
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,812
I know you, four-eyes!
424
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:39,821
You seem prejudiced against
the sight-challenged.
425
00:56:39,996 --> 00:56:43,295
That's right.
Especially gold-framed four-eyes.
426
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:50,870
Gold frames are perfect for clerks.
427
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,134
I think I look good.
So why keep picking on me?
428
00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:57,502
Help me!
429
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:03,080
"Help me! Help me!"
Want to play, punks?
430
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,084
The Dragon Style? The Tiger Style?
431
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:14,263
Come down here, and I'll smash
your glasses. Come on!
432
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,162
You know I'd do it, right?
433
00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:20,833
Swear to it!
434
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,769
Swear!
435
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:29,908
Have you no respect? Where were you
when I needed you?
436
00:57:31,681 --> 00:57:33,376
You sound like a wimp!
437
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:36,713
We always get beat!
We haven't gotten anywhere.
438
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:40,617
No killing, no arson,
no robberies, no rapes...
439
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,350
...all because of you!
440
00:57:43,526 --> 00:57:45,858
You're a numb-nut!
441
00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:49,595
Follow me!
442
00:57:58,274 --> 00:57:59,901
It's a stickup! Where's the money?
443
00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:07,009
Where's the money?
444
00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:10,745
What're you looking at? I'm serious!
445
00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:19,685
I kill people for less!
Give me the money.
446
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:39,775
The money's in here.
447
00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:17,549
Let go of the girl!
448
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:35,231
He's a fool, and she's mute. Losers!
449
01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:22,116
Go away! You're dragging me down!
450
01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:27,982
Go home and raise pigs.
451
01:00:32,895 --> 01:00:34,385
Go, before I kill you.
452
01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:26,613
You! Whatsyourname!
453
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:39,128
Take this and get some new clothes.
You're now an Axe!
454
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:43,129
- For real?
- Someone's waiting for you.
455
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:51,199
Brother Sum!
456
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:55,868
One look at you, and I knew
you'd do anything.
457
01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:57,168
Right!
458
01:01:57,346 --> 01:01:59,143
You just needed your chance.
459
01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:00,974
Damn right!
460
01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:02,811
We've an assignment for you.
461
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:04,543
Anything, Brother Sum!
462
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,398
"Research on abnormal people."
What's that?
463
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,373
A mental asylum.
464
01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:35,345
Soldiers!
465
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:37,247
Boy Scouts!
466
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,409
Tanks!
467
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,556
No worries.
468
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:44,352
When the Boy Scouts change shifts,
you have exactly five minutes.
469
01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:48,463
Follow the arrows on the map.
Go to the last cell...
470
01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:53,295
...and get the man inside there out.
Here's your tools.
471
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:00,698
What about you guys?
472
01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,868
We're your lookouts.
473
01:03:14,223 --> 01:03:16,214
Five minutes. Hurry!
474
01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:35,361
The world's top killer
indeed looks the part!
475
01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:38,731
It's only a title.
476
01:05:38,901 --> 01:05:42,359
Cut the bullshit. We want two people
killed. Name your price.
477
01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:44,429
Name my what?
478
01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:52,076
I've killed so many trying to find
a worthy adversary.
479
01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:55,714
So far, I've never found one.
480
01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:57,883
That's why I stayed inside.
481
01:05:58,054 --> 01:06:02,457
Had I met my match,
I'd have been out long ago.
482
01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,093
If you find me a worthy opponent...
483
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:07,559
...I'll do it for free. No charge!
484
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:10,892
Do you have someone?
485
01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:16,300
Yes. Brilliant fighters who are
up to the challenge.
486
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,804
But first, will you show us
some moves?
487
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,035
Not that we don't trust you.
We want to see you in action.
488
01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:26,677
You numskulls aren't worthy!
489
01:06:31,187 --> 01:06:32,848
He doesn't look the part.
490
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:38,955
The slippers are a little crappy.
But he'll clean up well.
491
01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:41,028
You sure you got the right guy?
492
01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,530
Absolutely. I swear I did
exactly what you told me.
493
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:49,794
Please show us some moves,
Mr. Beast. Don't make it hard for me!
494
01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:51,599
You dumb or what?
495
01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:54,432
You know what this is, old man?
496
01:06:54,877 --> 01:06:57,311
Ever seen a fist this big?
497
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,608
Don't force me to fight.
I scare myself when I fight!
498
01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,717
Really? Try me, then.
499
01:07:06,555 --> 01:07:08,716
Is he okay?
500
01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:17,057
So you say you can fight?
501
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,456
Harder!
502
01:07:20,336 --> 01:07:21,325
Harder!
503
01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:25,904
Harder!
504
01:07:28,811 --> 01:07:32,303
You hit like that and call yourself
a gangster?
505
01:07:37,286 --> 01:07:38,583
A foreign gun!
506
01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:09,582
In the world of kung fu,
speed defines the winner.
507
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:16,590
The Beast is the best of them all.
508
01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:20,522
The Axe Gang extends its respect!
509
01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:05,171
The real masters,
together in one room!
510
01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:10,473
Only the world's top killer...
511
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,841
...has such an aura.
512
01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:14,810
Likewise.
513
01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,079
Could you two be the fated lovers...?
514
01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:19,243
Paris...
515
01:09:19,421 --> 01:09:20,513
...and Helen of Troy!
516
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:22,984
A pleasure, indeed.
517
01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:27,093
We're here to deal
with the Axe Gang...
518
01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:28,992
...and only the Axe Gang.
519
01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:33,766
You should've killed me before.
520
01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:38,540
Now you're committing suicide.
521
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:42,040
You're living on borrowed time.
522
01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:45,203
You can't escape your fate!
523
01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,280
What's this? A funeral bell?
524
01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:52,451
With the Beast here,
let's see whose funeral it is!
525
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:55,018
So you're on their side?
526
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,352
Don't get me wrong.
527
01:09:57,526 --> 01:10:01,121
I only want to kill you...
528
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:04,198
...or be killed by you.
529
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,670
What do you think?
530
01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:14,173
The good cannot coexist with the bad.
You can't escape your destiny.
531
01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:18,143
So be it. Let's do it.
532
01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:20,308
Okay.
533
01:10:21,850 --> 01:10:22,874
Let's do it!
534
01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:45,405
Piece of cake. I can handle this.
535
01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:57,717
Good try, but a little off target.
536
01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:19,160
The Lion's Roar?
537
01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:01,256
Wait!
538
01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:07,266
I didn't know the Lion's Roar
could be done with a speaker!
539
01:15:07,436 --> 01:15:09,768
What a blow!
540
01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:42,400
- Looks like they're not up to it!
- Let's get them while they're down.
541
01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:43,560
You do it!
542
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:46,731
- I'm gonna puke! I need to see a doctor!
- Go to hell!
543
01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:52,976
You! Come over here.
544
01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:56,143
- Hit him!
- Yes!
545
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:02,489
- The head!
- Of course!
546
01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:04,387
- Hit him on the head!
- Okay.
547
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,357
- Here's your chance.
- Got it!
548
01:16:06,528 --> 01:16:07,654
- Hit him!
- Hit him!
549
01:16:07,829 --> 01:16:09,319
- Hit the shit out of him!
- Right!
550
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:10,760
- Hit him!
- Hit him!
551
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,696
Beat the shit out of him!
552
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:15,759
What're you doing?
553
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:19,440
You want me to hit him
or beat the shit out of him?
554
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:21,542
You're making me very confused!
555
01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:52,863
Wow, that's a big fist!
556
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:26,839
Why did you hit me?
557
01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:59,104
Where are they?
558
01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:01,602
How could you let them escape?
559
01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:11,709
No one gets away from me!
560
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,562
Why did he save us?
561
01:18:27,736 --> 01:18:30,830
Young people make mistakes.
562
01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:34,939
But at least he finally made good.
563
01:18:35,510 --> 01:18:39,207
Look at him! Beaten to a pulp.
564
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:45,249
Do you have any last requests?
565
01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:07,440
Hey, wait!
566
01:19:07,809 --> 01:19:11,643
Why don't you write in Chinese?
I don't understand.
567
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:10,028
There's no one here!
568
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,438
CHINESE MEDICINE
569
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:34,118
It's a miracle he lasted this long.
570
01:20:34,796 --> 01:20:37,060
The herbs should help him.
571
01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:41,702
Herbal medicine can only partly help.
The key is his own body structure.
572
01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:46,204
All his bones and tendons are broken.
573
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:49,309
It's amazing he's recovering so fast.
574
01:20:49,811 --> 01:20:51,972
It can't be possible...
575
01:20:52,147 --> 01:20:53,705
Unless he's...
576
01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:32,576
What's that smell?
577
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,579
You mustn't smoke while you're hurt.
578
01:22:10,058 --> 01:22:11,548
Let me handle this.
579
01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:27,808
This makes no sense.
580
01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:43,515
Who knew the Beast could clear
the chi flow...
581
01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:46,252
...and thus unleash
the boy's true potential?
582
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:49,362
We should've guessed.
583
01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:53,999
He is the one!
584
01:23:04,446 --> 01:23:06,380
Is this for real?
585
01:23:06,548 --> 01:23:09,108
You're still alive, you turncoat?
586
01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:11,684
Kill him, men!
587
01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:08,008
What kind of move is that?
588
01:24:08,343 --> 01:24:10,868
Kids' stuff!
589
01:24:38,773 --> 01:24:42,368
If our son were alive,
he'd be his age now.
590
01:24:42,544 --> 01:24:47,880
If he studies hard, he could grow up
to be a doctor or lawyer.
591
01:24:48,049 --> 01:24:50,882
A stuntman, more likely!
592
01:25:54,048 --> 01:25:55,606
Not bad. Let's go.
593
01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:40,719
I can even stop bullets...
594
01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:54,466
What? The Toad Style
of the Kwan Lun School?
595
01:27:54,636 --> 01:27:55,830
Oh, no!
596
01:29:51,419 --> 01:29:55,355
Remember the Palm move
that falls from heaven?
597
01:29:55,523 --> 01:29:58,686
That's the long lost Buddhist Palm.
598
01:30:43,004 --> 01:30:44,335
I surrender!
599
01:31:45,867 --> 01:31:47,300
What kind of move was that?
600
01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:51,231
If you want to learn, I'll teach you.
601
01:32:02,984 --> 01:32:04,315
Master!
602
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:21,993
Hey! Tell him not to put snot
on the glass.
603
01:33:22,163 --> 01:33:24,757
You two, put your pants on!
604
01:33:24,932 --> 01:33:27,594
No licking if you're not buying!
605
01:34:33,968 --> 01:34:38,564
Kid, you have the bone structure
of a kung-fu genius.
606
01:34:38,739 --> 01:34:42,539
World peace is in your hands.
Here's the scroll of the Buddhist Palm.
607
01:34:42,710 --> 01:34:45,304
Because it's fate, I'll let you
have it for $ 10.
608
01:34:45,479 --> 01:34:46,537
Wait!
609
01:34:46,981 --> 01:34:49,381
You want more...?