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on $*:text:/^[!@](stats|rsstats)/Si:#: {
  set %sway $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)
  if ($sock(stats)) %sway Please hold, bot is busy
  elseif ($2 == $null) %sway You must supply a user, Syntax: !stats runescapename
  else {
    set %statuser $2
    sockopen stats o-ss.net 80
  }
}
on *:sockopen:stats: {
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /parsers/oneline/stats.php?user= $+ %statuser HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: o-ss.net
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:sockread:stats: {
  var %stattext
  sockread %stattext
  tokenize 32 %stattext
  if (*compare* iswm %stattext) {
    %sway $+ %statuser was not featured in the highscores for any skill | { halt }
  }
  elseif (*end* iswm %stattext) {   
    %sway Stats for %statuser $+ :
    %sway $replace(%stattext,|,|,END,|,Overall,Overall,Attack,Attack,Defence,Defence,Strength,Strength,Hitpoints,Hitpoints,Ranged,Ranged,Prayer,Prayer,Magic,Magic,Cooking,Cooking,Woodcutting,Woodcutting,Fletching,Fletching,Fishing,Fishing,Firemaking,Firemaking,Crafting,Crafting,Smithing,Smithing,Mining,Mining,Herblore,Herblore,Agility,Agility,Thieving,Thieving,Slayer,Slayer,Farming,Farming,Runecraft,Runecraft,Hunter,Hunter,Construction,Construction)   
    unset %sway
    unset %stattext
    sockclose stats
  }
}