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#519433 ·published 2007-05-29 17:25 UTC
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<@aestetix> If everyone in #se2600 was a fairy tale character...
<@aestetix> who would be the ugly duckling?
<@evilpig> I dunno but I am pretty sure ware would be a bridge troll
<@aestetix> What does the bridge troll do? Sit under the bridge, eat horse poop, burp and fart a lot, and produce a stench that attacks anyone who nears it?
<@evilpig> what normal trolls do.  sit around and stink up the joint
<@Dolemite> And act crabby
<@Dolemite> But I think that particular trait would apply to pretty much all of us
<@evilpig> once ina while they will get up on a bridge and ask you riddles before you are allowed to pass
<@aestetix> ware: ask me a riddle
<@evilpig> in ware's case it would be something like.....  ware: what did I have for lunch.  *burp* (as he then blows it in your face)
<@dc0de> evilpig: true... true... or he would fart and wave it at you and ask, "Who came in my ass last?"