Someone

if (!function_exists('file_put_contents')) {
	function file_put_contents($filename, $content) {
//		if ($fhandler = fopen($filename, 'w')) {
//			$result = fwrite($fhandler, $content);
//			fclose($fhandler);
//			return $result;
//		}
$query  = 'INSERT INTO cachewp (md5,content,date) VALUES("'.$cache_file .'","'.$content.'","'.time().'")'; 
$result = mysql_query($query) or die("MySQL Error : " . mysql_error() . "\n<br />In Query <code>$query</code>");
 echo "yo"; 
return $result; // This results in 'getSqlHandle()' effect

	}	
	return false;
}
function update($content) {
	$content = ob_get_contents();
	if ($GLOBALS['nocache'] !== true) { 
		file_put_contents($GLOBALS['cache_file'], gzcompress($content.'<!-- Cached: '.date('Ymd H:i:s').' -->'));
	}
	return $content;
}