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alias kqdrops {
  set %kqdrops %kqdrops $1
  inc %mydrops
  inc %kqtrips
}
alias kq {
  /msg $chan 7Current drops are:14 %kqdrops
  /msg $chan 7I've had14 %mydrops 7out of14 %kqtrips 7of the drops
}