Someone

on *:ban:#:{ 
  if ($nick == $me) { halt }
  elseif ($address($me,5) isban $chan) && ($me isop $chan) {
    mode $chan -b $banmask
    mode $chan -o $nick
   mode $chan +b $nick
   kick $chan $nick protection is good, huh?
} }
on *:kick:#:{ 
  if ($nick == ChanServ) { halt }
  elseif ($knick == $me) && ($me isop $chan) {
    echo -a $timestamp $nick has kicked you from $chan $1-
    .msg chanserv invite $chan
    join $chan
    mode $chan -o $nick
   mode $chan +b $nick
   kick $chan $nick protection is good, huh?
  }
  elseif ($knick == $me) {
    echo -a $timestamp $nick has kicked you from $chan $1-
    join $chan
    mode $chan +b $nick
    kick $chan $nick protection is good, huh?
  }
}