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<?php
/**
*
* @version 1.0
* Mambo is Free Software
*/
defined( '_VALID_MOS' ) or die( 'Direct Access to this location is not allowed.' );
global $ueConfig, $my, $mosConfig_lang, $mosConfig_absolute_path, $mosConfig_live_site;
$database->setQuery("SELECT item_name, item_buyer FROM mcdkp_items ORDER BY item_id DESC limit 1");
$dbArray = $database->loadAssocList();
$dbArray = $dbArray[0];
$last_mc_loot = $dbArray['item_name'];
$buyer = $dbArray['item_buyer'];
$myhtml = "[item]".$last_mc_loot."[/item] looted by $buyer";
echo itemstats_parse($myhtml);
?>