Team name: Gaoled Absurd Outcast Lads
Cat: Crustaceous, Abhorrent Turncoat Accustomed to Yawning --cat. will be incarcerated under his belgian name, not permitted any outside contact to discuss free-angency when/if he is released & is banned from ever consuming any beer other than bud light for the rest of his life & will work as a tour guide for those touring the now-famous prison
Admir: Asinine, Devilish, Masochistic, Insidious, Repugnant, Abhorrent, Refined Causer of Haplessness --Admir will be sentenced to teach remedial math to the other inmates. He'll be forced to learn gutter slang in order to communicate w/ them because no one understands his highly proper english
SB: Silly, Writing Ego Authoring Trash, Inanimate, Nausatingly Graphic, Belligerent, Uninteresting, Lackluster, Lollygagging Enigma of Tyranny & Sterility --SB will be forced to write one-line jingles for Microsoft, useing only proper english with no computer or geek terminology
Thon: Towering, Hobo-Like Oddity, Nefarious for Obscurity, Lagging & Antiquated Niceties
Smelly: Tattletaling Hobgoblin, Accustomed to Triviality & Stringed-Instruments, a Maniacal Eccentric, Lurking in Lies --smelly will be required to manufacture cheap guitars from scrap wood & forced to play them to be sure they function properly. He will also be forced to shower 3 times a day & will not be permitted deoderant or cologne, as we don't want him harming himself or others
TRB: Tyrannical Hyper Eccentric, Really Evil Dictator, ~Bonking Abberation, Radically Oblivious to Name-changes --TrB: Is Incarcerated in a special mental illness wing & consigned to work in a bottling plant that manufactures only caffiene-free & sugar-free sodas & beverages. Plant & prison mess halls sell & allow only beverages that were manufactured in that plant (TrB is on a strict sugar&caffiene free diet as well)
Show: Mirthful, Rudimentary Stooge, Heralder of Obscurity and Wretchedness -- show is forced to do all the menial tasks to keep his wild side in check. He must cart all the newly made tank pieces to the assembling room. After every battle he is assigned to re-assemble all broken-up tank pieces, making sure each one matches the right tank color (rogue) and that it goes to the right servers.
Lala: Lazy, Arrogant, Yodeling, Depraved, Excitable Extroverted Killjoy, Insatiably Layering Lace Accoutrements --Lala: Subjected to isolation factory manufactoring tank pieces in isolation from all those in danger of his wiles (all jailors have had their anti-lala immunity booster shots)
DV: Daring Active Regal Trainer of Hooligans, Villianous Armies, Louses, Outcasts & Undesirables
SC: Spirited Patriot Ordering Resistant Throngs of Crispy Harsh Idiot Crazy Kids
Kar: Keeper of Aggravating, Really Lazy Insurgents & Keelhaulers