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Team name: Gaoled Absurd Outcast Lads

Cat: Crustaceous, Abhorrent Turncoat Accustomed to Yawning
Admir: Asinine, Devilish, Masochistic, Insidious, Repugnant, Abhorrent, Refined Causer of Haplessness
SB: Silly, Writing Ego Authoring Trash, Inanimate, Nausatingly Graphic, Belligerent, Uninteresting, Lackluster, Lollygagging Enigma of Tyranny & Sterility
Thon: Towering, Hobo-Like Oddity, Nefarious for Obscurity, Lagging & Antiquated Niceties
Smelly: Tattletaling Hobgoblin, Accustomed to Triviality & Stringed-Instruments, a Maniacal Eccentric, Lurking in Lies
TRB: Tyrannical Hyper Eccentric, Really Evil Dictator, ~Bonking Abberation, Radically Oblivious to Name-changes
Show: Mirthful, Rudimentary Stooge, Heralder of Obscurity and Wretchedness
Lala: Lazy, Arrogant, Yodeling, Depraved, Excitable Extroverted Killjoy, Insatiably Layering Lace Accoutrements --Lala: Subjected to isolation factory manufactorin tank pieces in isolation from all those in danger of his wiles (all jailors have had their anti-lala immunity booster shots)
DV: Daring Active Regal Trainer of Hooligans, Villianous Armies, Louses, Outcasts & Undesirables
SC: Spirited Patriot Ordering Resistant Throngs of Crispy Harsh Idiot Crazy Kids
Kar: Keeper of Aggravating, Really Lazy Insurgents & Keelhaulers