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·published 2007-05-19 16:28 UTC
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(Danika and Voyd are in another room)
Danika: Where are the vampires?
Voyd: Gone. I helped my men go through the back wall with them in tow.
Danika: How did you ever manage to subdue them?
Voyd: They were already weak from the battle with our enemies. Paralysis magic was enough. 
Danika: I presume they’re being taken to Harrol?
Voyd: Yes….Master Ketsu may be able to find some use for them in the future.
(pause)
Danika: I really owe you, Voyd.
Voyd: The three lieutenants have always been meant to work together.
Danika: Yes…if Cleon were here, we might have been able to eliminate all of those pests.
(They hear Bubba clamoring towards them. His theme plays. Voyd becomes invisible)
Bubba: Yarr!! Ye may have fooled me friends with yer silly tricks, but me nose never steers me wrong!
Danika: You’re too late, you filthy beast. The vampires are in our custody and already far from this wretched place.
Bubba: Dah! Guess I’ll have to settle for tannin’ yer wily hide!
(pause)
Bubba: Nice try, ye sneaky brigand! 
(Bubba lashes out and hits the invisible Voyd. He comes into view. Danika casts a lightning spell, but Bubba manages to dodge it and continues his charge.)
Danika: What?!
(She narrowly dodges. Voyd vanishes again. Bubba sniffs around looking for him. Danika casts another lightning spell and manages to hit him.)
Bubba: Agh! 
(pause)
Bubba: What be this?! I can’t move!
Danika: One more should be enough.
Bubba: Hit the deck! Flyin’ human!
(We can’t really see it, but Bubba is being held by Voyd. Turning the tables, Bubba grabs him and throws him at Danika. They collide and she is knocked back. Voyd comes into view again)
Voyd: No sense bothering with that anymore. His astute senses are ideal in countering my own skills.
Danika: Well, he can’t take much more. 
Bubba: Gah…I am feelin’ a bit beat….but I won’t let ye get the better of me. Gotta show Gloria….that ole Bubba’s still got some fight left in him.
Danika: What is he blathering about?
Voyd: I couldn’t tell you…..but I can hear the others coming. We’ve done what we came here to do. No sense wasting any more time.
Danika: It’s your lucky day, kobold! But you will all learn what it means to cross The Hand! The future shall not be kind to those who resist the will of Arcadius!
(Voyd teleports both of them away…long pause)
Bubba: That’s right…..run, ye cowards.
(Bubba collapses)