Unnamed

<?php
if (!defined('STDIN')) {
  define('STDIN', fopen('php://stdin', 'r'));
}

class stdin {
  public function stream() {
    $read = array(STDIN);
    $write = NULL;
    $except = NULL;
    $buffer = NULL;
    stream_set_blocking(STDIN, 0);
    stream_select($read, $write, $except, 0);
    //var_dump($this->stdin['stdin']['buffer']);
    $buffer = trim(fread(STDIN, 1500));
    return $buffer;
    unset($buffer);
  }
}

class socket {
  public $host;
  public $port;
  public $socket;
  public function __construct() {
    list($this->host, $this->port) = func_get_args();
    if (!is_null($this->host) || !is_null($this->port)) {
      if (($this->socket = socket_create(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, SOL_TCP))) {
        if (socket_connect($this->socket, $this->host, $this->port)) {
          echo 'Socket created, locked and loaded... on ' . $this->host . ':' . $this->port . ' [' . $this->socket . ']' . "\n";
          return true;
        }
        else {
          return false;
        }
      }
    }
  }
  public function stream() {
    $read = array(&$this->socket);
    $write = NULL;
    $except = NULL;
    $buffer = NULL;
    socket_set_nonblock($this->socket);
    socket_select($read, $write, $except, 0);
    $buffer = trim(socket_read($this->socket, 2048, PHP_NORMAL_READ));
    return $buffer;
    unset($buffer);
  }
}

class internet_relay_chat extends socket {
  public $host;
  public $port;
  public $socket;
  public $pass;
  public $nick;
  public $user;
  public $realname;
  public function __construct() {
    list($this->host, $this->port, $this->socket, $this->pass, $this->nick, $this->user, $this->realname) = func_get_args();
    if (is_resource($this->socket)) {
      print('Connection to ' . $this->host . ' on port ' . $this->port . ' was successful ' . '[' . $this->socket  . ']' . "\n");
      socket_write($this->socket, 'NICK ' . $this->nick . "\n");
      socket_write($this->socket, 'USER ' . $this->user . ' 2 3: ' . $this->realname . "\n");
      socket_write($this->socket, 'JOIN ' . '#Lobby' . "\n");
    }
    else {
      print('Connection to ' . $this->host . ' on port ' . $this->port . ' failed ' . '[' . $this->socket  . ']' . "\n");
    }
  }
  public function interpret() {

  }
}

$stdin = new stdin;

$socket = new socket('irc.firestormirc.net', '6667');

$irc_bot = new internet_relay_chat($socket->host, $socket->port, $socket->socket, NULL, 'Mini', 'barryd.it', 'Gorge Washington');

while(true){
  $tmp = array('stdin' => $stdin->stream(), 'socket' => $socket->stream());
  echo $tmp['stdin'] . "\n";
  socket_write($socket->socket, $tmp['stdin'] . "\n");
  echo $tmp['socket'] . "\n";
  if (substr($tmp['socket'], 0, 4) == 'PING' ) {
    print("[-]Ping " . substr($tmp['socket'], 5) . "\r\n");
    socket_write($socket->socket, 'PONG ' . substr($tmp['socket'], 5) . '');
  }
  if (eregi("!we", $tmp['socket'])) {
    socket_write($socket->socket, 'PRIVMSG ' . '#atomiku' . ' :weeeeeeeeeeee' . "\n");
  }
  unset($tmp);
}
?>