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Charter of Margaret Thatcher's Army
Written by: A Rainbow Colored Llama, an infinite number of monkeys on typewriters
Act I: Preamble
We, the members of Margaret Thatcher’s Army (Hereby referred to as TATFMTA = “The Abbreviated Tag for Margaret Thatcher's Army") hereby declare independence for the protection and advancement of our individually respected nations. We jointly commit to form a strong coalition in this game.
Act II: Admission and Secession
1. Admission
Any nation will be considered as a potential TATFMTA member. To apply one has to go through one of our many simple application procedures. These are strictly confidential and can be accessed here:
•	Link 1
•	Link 2
•	Link 3
2. Membership
Members are not allowed to be in any other alliance at the same time. Once a nation is a member of our ranks (s)he has to follow the rules of this charter and Margaret’s Puppets.
3. Expulsion from TATFMTA
If Margaret doesn’t like you then you’ll be removed from the alliance as she wishes.
 

Act III: The Governing Body of TATFMTA
1. Margaret
The holy prophet of our alliance and supreme ruler in Margaret’s World. The one who transcends the mere mortals. 
2. Margaret’s Puppets
Margaret’s Puppets are the relays of our holy prophet Margaret. Only Margaret herself can remove them from duty.
3. House of Commoners
The House of Commoners consists out of six well trained Margaret supporters that channel a stream of advice towards our prophet through the Puppets.
4. House of Burgesses
The members of the House of Burgesses decide about the decisions that Margaret doesn’t want to waste her time on. Margaret can always veto the decisions through her puppets.
5. Thatcher's Chosen People
People who Margaret has chosen to join TATFMTA.
Act IV: Charter Amendments
Only Margaret can change the charter through Margaret’s Puppets.