No disrespect to blonds, but.......
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the TexasHighway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them said, "So ya'll want to be cops, eh?" The blondes All nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer &pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up &pulled out a picture, &said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the 1st b londe &withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye."
The detective shook his head &said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a side profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The detective then turned to the 2nd blonde, stuck the photo in her face for 2 seconds, pulled it back &said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"
The detective turned his attention to the 3rd and last blonde &said, "This is probably a waste of time, but .... " He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began lookingat some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled e xpression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world would you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH!!! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses