rendered paste body ___ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ __ __
| _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) | | __| \/ |
| _/ / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| |
|_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_| |_|
___ ___ _ __ _____ _ _ ___
/ __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __|
\__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ |
|___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___|
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
| _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
| _/ / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
|_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/
O B S E S S i O N
YES ============================= NO
+-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
| ============================= |
V V
+----------+ +---------+ +---------+
| Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you |
| mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess |
| with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it |
+----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+
| V | YES | NO
| +------+ +-----------+ |
| | HIDE | V V
| | IT | +--------+ +-----------+
| +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY |
| | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
| | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+
| | | |________| | NO
| | | | |
| | | V V
| | | +---------------+ +-----------+
| | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE|
| | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE |
| | +---------------+ +-----------+
| | | YES |
| | v |
| | ============================ |
| +---->|| N O ||<---------+
+------------>|| P R O B L E M ||
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