The Lone Ranger and Tonto went
camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the
Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see
millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a
minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells
me there are millions of Galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three
in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you,
Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It
mean someone steal tent."