Mine

<script>
function report_value ()
{
        if (document . rate . value [0] . checked)
                alert ("Good job!  There *is* hope for you after all!");
        else if (document . rate . value [1] . checked)
                alert ("What did you do, sleep through the entire first grade???");
        else if (document . rate . value [2] . checked)
                alert ("You're pathetic!");
        else
                alert ("You forgot to choose an answer!");
}
</script>

<form name=rate>
What would you like to rank this game as?
  <select name="value" onChange="report_value();">
  <option value="&rate=0" selected> Rate this game </option>
  <option value="&rate=1"> 1 </option>
  <option value="&rate=2"> 2 </option>
  <option value="&rate=3"> 3 </option>
  <option value="&rate=4"> 4 </option>
  <option value="&rate=5"> 5 </option>
  <option value="&rate=6"> 6 </option>
  <option value="&rate=7"> 7 </option>
  <option value="&rate=8"> 8 </option>
  <option value="&rate=9"> 9 </option>
  <option value="&rate=10"> 10 </option>
</form>