on *:JOIN:#: {
if ($chan == #Jhu) {
if ($nick == Newbeebot) { halt }
if ($nick == ToMo) {
msg $chan Hey ToMo learn me more learn meeee MOORE please!!!!
}
if ($nick == Ali) {
msg $chan Hey Ali What about to raise my english level? :)
}
if ($nick == Carlambor) {
msg $chan Hey Carl When we start bombadiert the station? xD
}
if ($nick == Jhu) {
msg $chan Hey Master! Glad to see you back here!! At your service!! If you know how to use me well of course :x
}
if ($nick == Convict) {
msg $chan Hey Convict!! So you continue to steal Houses those days? :)
}
else {
msg $chan *** Hello $nick $+ ! Dont be a moron here or I kick your ass out of $chan
}
}
}
on *:PART:#: {
if ($chan == #Jhu) {
if ($nick == Newbeebot) {
/msg $chan Parting | halt }
msg $chan *** $nick has left $chan and its NOT my fault!
}
}
on *:KICK:#: {
if ($chan == #Jhu) {
msg $chan *** $knick has seen his ass kicked from $chan and perhaps its better like this ( $+ $nick $+ )
}
}
on *:text:!lol:#: {
/msg $chan HmmMM someone ask me to laugh? well its not a function i understand so much...as a bot its hard to understand human feeling...but lets try:.............LOL......ahem.....
}
on *:text:moo:#: {
/msg $chan OMG you're a COW!
}
on *:text:Oo:#: {
/msg $chan !Ôô!
}
on *:text:*:#: {
if ($1 == :o) {
msg $chan HAR HAR
}
}