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a fucked up script

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#464189 ·published 2007-04-29 11:16 UTC
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on *:JOIN:#: {    
  if ($chan == #Jhu) { 
    if ($nick == Newbeebot) { halt }
    if ($nick == ToMo) {
      msg $chan Hey ToMo learn me more learn meeee MOORE please!!!! 
    }
    if ($nick == Ali) {
      msg $chan Hey Ali What about to raise my english level? :) 
    }
    if ($nick == Carlambor) {
      msg $chan Hey Carl When we start bombadiert the station? xD 
    }
    if ($nick == Jhu) {
      msg $chan Hey Master!  Glad to see you back here!! At your service!! If you know how to use me well of course :x 
    }
if ($nick == Convict) {
      msg $chan Hey Convict!! So you continue to steal Houses those days? :) 	
	}
	else {
	msg $chan *** Hello $nick ! Dont be a moron here or i kick your ass out of   $chan }
  } 
}
	
on *:PART:#: { 
    if ( $chan == #Jhu ) { 
    if ( $nick == Newbeebot ) { /msg $chan Parting | halt }
   msg $chan *** $nick has left  $chan  and its NOT my fault! }
 }
on *:KICK:#: { 
  if ( $chan == #Jhu ) { 
  msg $chan *** $nick has seen his ass kicked from $chan and perhaps its better like this ( $+ $1- $+ ) }
} 
 on *:text:!lol:#: { /msg $chan HmmMM someone ask me to laugh? well its not a function i understand so much...as a bot its hard to understand human feeling...but lets try:.............LOL......ahem..... }
 on *:text:moo:#: { /msg $chan OMG you're a COW! }
 on *:text:Oo:#: { /msg $chan  !Ôô!  }
 on 1:text:*:#: {
  if ($1 == :o) {
    msg $chan HAR HAR
   }
 }