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Miscellany

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#463227 ·published 2007-04-28 21:14 UTC
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on *:CONNECT:{ id | mode MysticWarrior +p }

on *:text:!set greet *:#: {
  /illegalcheck $1-
  /write -c $nick $+ .txt
  /write $nick $+ .txt $3-
  /notice $nick your greets been set to $3-
}

on 5:text:!bot*:#: {
  /mode $me +pB
}

on 3:text:!reset greet *:#: {
  /write $3 $+ .txt -c
  /write $3 $+ .txt Please change your greet to something more apropriat.

}


on 5:text:!set kmsg *:#: {
  /set %kmsg $3-
  /notice $nick kick message set to %kmsg
}

on 5:text:!part MysticWarrior:#: { 
  if ($nick isop $chan) {   
    /part $chan
  }
  else {
    /notice $nick you cant do that.
  }
}

on *:text:!report *:*: {
  /notice $nick $2 has been reported for $3- . Thank you for your support.
  /write report.txt time: $time nick: $2  Reson: $3-
  /msg #warriors_staff_room $nick reported $2 for the following reson: $3-
}

on 5:text:!join*:*: { /join $2 }


on 5:TEXT:!set nick *:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /nick $3 }
  else { /notice $nick You don't have the nessicary permissions to do that. }
}

on *:text:!calc *:#: {
  /notice $nick 10 $+ $$2- =7 $calc($$2-)
}

on *:text:@calc *:#: {
  /notice $chan 10 $+ $$2- =7 $calc($$2-)
}

on *:TEXT:@time:#: {
  /notice $chan it is currently $asctime(h:n:s tt) EST GMT-5  ( $+ $time $+ )
}

on *:TEXT:!time:#: {
  /notice $nick it is currently $asctime(h:n:s tt) EST GMT-5  ( $+ $time $+ )
}

on *:action:*slaps MysticWarrior around a bit with a large trout*:#: { /describe $chan shoots $nick with a 9mm, "See if they slap me again!" }

on *:action:*huggles MysticWarrior*:#: { /describe $chan huggles $nick }

on 5:TEXT:!hop:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /hop $chan }
  else { /notice $nick You don't have the nessicary permissions to do that. }
}

on 3:TEXT:!setworld *:*: { if (($2 isnum 2-140) && ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { .set %pcw $2 | .set %pcs $nick | .set %pctime $ctime | /notice $nick PCW set to $2 $+ . | /amsg  10The pcw was just set by7 $nick 10Type !pcw or !world to view it! } }

on *:TEXT:!pcw:#: { /notice $nick 10The current PC world is:7 %pcw $+ 10. Last set by7 %pcs $+ 10. Set7 $duration($calc($ctime - %pctime)) 10ago. }

on *:text:!world:#: { /notice $nick 10The current PC world is:7 %pcw $+ 10. Last set by7 %pcs $+ 10. Set7 $duration($calc($ctime - %pctime)) 10ago.

on *:TEXT:*silly bot*:#: [/ describe $chan giggles }

on 3:text:@commands:*: { /notice $nick +o <nick>, -o <nick>, +h <nick>, -h <nick>, +v <nick>, -v <nick>, and !add user 2 <nick> (for me to auto voice people and for me to greet them as a registered member of the room) , !add user 3 <nick> (only Drakkar can use, only assign to ops or half ops, is used to auto +h people, also it greets them as a op/half-op), !kc <nick> (ops use this to kick people), !setworld <#>, !hk <nick> (half ops use to kick) }

on *:text:!alch *:#: {
  if (!$2) { notice $nick 10Please make sure to specify an item, !alch rune med. | halt }
  if ($read(alch.txt,w,$+(*,$2-,*))) notice $nick 10[Alch]:7 $ifmatch
  else notice $nick 10[Alch]: Unable To Find Match For7 $+(",$2-,".)
}

on *:text:@alch *:#: {
  if (!$2) { msg $chan 10Please make sure to specify an item, !alch rune med. | halt }
  if ($read(alch.txt,w,$+(*,$2-,*))) msg $chan 10[Alch]:7 $ifmatch
  else msg $chan 10[Alch]: Unable To Find Match For10 $+(",$2-,".)
}


on *:text:+b *:#: { 
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /cs ban $chan $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 }
  else { /notice $nick You neeb to be half op to do that }
}

on *:text:-b *:#: { 
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /cs unban $chan $2 }
  else { /notice $nick You neeb to be half op to do that }
}

on *:text:+b:#: { 
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /cs ban $chan $nick $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 }
  else { /notice $nick You neeb to be half op to do that }
}

on *:text:-b :#: { 
  if ($nick isop $chan) { /cs unban $chan $nick }
  else { /notice $nick You neeb to be half op to do that }
}

on *:text:+v *:#: {
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { mode $chan +v $2  }
  else { .notice $nick You need to be at least Half-op to voice! }
} 

on *:Text:-v *:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { mode $chan -v $2  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick You need to be at least Half-op to de-voice!  }
}

on *:TEXT:+v:#: {
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { mode $chan +v $nick  }
  else { .notice $nick You need to be at least Half-op to voice! }
} 

on *:Text:-v:#: { mode $chan -v $nick  }


on *:text:+h *:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan)) { mode $chan +h $2  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be atleast an op to half op!  }
}

on *:text:-h *:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan)) { mode $chan -h $2  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an op to de-half op!  }
}

on *:text:+h:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan)) { mode $chan +h $nick  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be atleast an op to half op!  }
}

on *:text:-h:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { mode $chan -h $nick  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an half op to do that!  }
}


on *:text:+o *:#: {
  If ($nick isop $chan) { /mode $chan +o $2  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an op to op!  }
}

on *:text:-o *:#: {
  If ($nick isop $chan) { /mode $chan -o $2  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an op to deop!  }
}

on *:text:+o:#: {
  If ($nick isop $chan) { /mode $chan +o $nick  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an op to op!  }
}

on *:text:-o:#: {
  If ($nick isop $chan) { /mode $chan -o $nick  }
  else { .notice $chan $nick, You need to be an op to deop!  }
}



on *:text:!kick *:#: {
  If ($2 isop $chan) { 
    /notice $nick I do not kick ops.
    halt
  }
  if ($nick isop $chan) {
    /kick $chan $2 $3-
    halt
  }
  else {
    /notice $nick You need to be an op to use this command
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!tb*:#:{ 
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { 
    if (!$2 || $3 !isnum) { 
      notice $nick You must supply in this format: !tb <nick> <minutes> <reason> 
    } 
    else { 
      ban -ku $+ $calc( $3 * 60 ) $chan $2 $4- 
    } 
  } 
}


on *:text:!autovoice *:#: {
  If (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan)) { 
    /auser 2 $2 
    /notice $chan $2 was added to my userlist! 
    /mode $chan +v $nick 
  }
  else { 
    /notice $nick, you much be atleast half-op to do that.
  }
}


on *:text:!register*:#: {
  If (($Nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan )) { .notice $nick Half-ops and up can use the !add user 2 <nick>, msg me if you want to add someone on a higher level. }
  else { /msg aricshow Register $2 | .notice $nick When I log in a will register you asap, If an op is in the room ask them to do it sooner }
}

on *:text:!lovetest *:#: { /msg $chan 13The love between $nick and $2- is $rand(0,100) $+ % . }

on 5:text:!amsg *:*: { /amsg $2- }

on 5:text:!c *:?: { $2- } 

on 5:text:!ms *:?: { /msg #mystic_warriors $2- }

on *:text:*slaps DarkWarrior around a bit with a large trout*:#: { /describe $chan slaps $nick around a bit with a 4 iron }

on 5:text:!mn *:?: { /notice #mystic_warriors $2- }

on *:text:!gmm:#: { /msg $chan Give $nick All Your Money!!! }

on *:TEXT:!give *:#: { /msg $chan $nick gives $3- to $2 $+ . (How nice, lol) }

on *:TEXT:!give:#: { /msg $chan give this give that, but this time you dont tell me what to give! }

on *:text:!p00n *:#: { /msg $chan $nick p00ns $2- with a blade of grass, 0wned!! }

on *:text:!tea:#: { /msg $chan One tea comming right up! }

on *:text:!coffee:#: { /msg $chan One coffee comming right up! }

on *:text:!smarttest *:#: { /msg $chan $2- scored $rand(0,100) $+ % on the smart test. }

on *:text:!fw:#: { /msg $chan It's just a flesh wound }

on *:text:!he:#: { /notice $chan Your mother was a hampster, and you father smelt of elderberries! }

on *:text:one, two, five!:#: { /msg $chan Three sir! }

on 5:text:!id:#: { /ns identify mw4lyf3! | /notice $nick I have identified now! }

on 3:text:!say *:#: { /msg $chan $2- }

on *:text:* liar*:#: { /notice $chan You sir, are a liar. Liar, Liar, your pants... are on FIRE!!!!! } 

on 1:text:*grr*:#: { /msg $chan Oh No! $nick is getting angry!!! }

on *:text:!tis *:#: { /describe $chan hands $2- a tissue }

on *:text:!ni:#: { /msg $chan We are the knights who say... NI! }

on 1:text:!lvl *:#: { /msg $chan  8,5æ7,4æ5,4æ4,5æ1,5æ5,1æ4,1 Congradulations on the level $2 $3 $+ , $4 4,5æ5,4æ4,5æ1,5æ5,1æ8,1æ }

on 1:text:*Stupid bot*:#: { /msg $chan Hey, I'm not a stupid bot, so you better get ur facts straight next time $nick }

on *:text:*smart bot*:#: { /msg $chan 3Thank You! I try.. }

ctcp 1:ping:{ .notice $nick 4You ain't getting no pings outa me so go away!!! | halt }

on 1:KICK:#: { /msg $chan %kmsg }

on 2:KICK:#: { /msg $chan Hmmm, If he was kicked im guesing it was for good reson. I hope he comes back! }

on 1:text:!die:#: { /describe $chan died | /describe $chan 3has left $chan | /msg $chan 4JK  }

on *:text:!dice:#: { /describe $chan rolls the dice... | /msg $chan One die is $rand(1,6) and the other is $rand(1,6) $+ . }

on 1:text:!commands:*: { /notice $nick Main RS commands are !stats, !price, !calc and !pcw , for OP commands type @commands }

on *:TEXT:!leet*:#:{ msg $chan $replacecs($2-,a,4,A,4,e,3,E,3,L,|,l,|,I,1,i,1,f,ph,F,ph,s,5,S,5,you,j00,YOU,j00,o,0,O,0,t,7) }

on *:TEXT:!|337*:#:{ msg $chan $replacecs($2-,4,a,4,A,3,e,3,E,|,L,|,l,1,i,1,I,ph,f,ph,F,5,s,5,S,j00,you,j00,YOU,0,o,0,O,7,t) } 

on 1:text:!i:#: { /notice $chan You sir, are an idiot! } 

on 1:text:!m:#: { /notice $chan You sir, are a moron! } 

on 1:text:!cb:#: { /msg $chan Well! Cant find my checkbook. Mind if i pay you all in change? }

on 1:text:!kill room *:*: { /describe $chan takes out a machine gun and kill everyone in the room! except $3. }

on 1:text:!kill room:*: { /describe $chan takes out a machine gun and kill everyone in the room! }

on 1:text:!kill *:*: { /describe $chan kills $2 with a machine gun! }

on *:text:!cry:#: { /describe $chan hands $nick a tissue and says "There there, don't be sad.." }

on *:text:!gml:#: { /msg $chan 13Gimme Some Lovin!! <3 }

on *:text:!gme *:#: { /msg $chan One $2- coming right up! }

on *:text:!gme:#: { /msg $chan Soory, I didn't catch that, whatcha want? }

on *:text:!brb*:#: { /msg $chan 3 $+ $nick will be right back. }

on *:text:!bbl*:#: { /msg $chan 3 $+ $nick will be back later. }

on *:text:!bbs*:#: { /msg $chan 3 $+ $nick will be back soon. }

on *:text:!back*:#: { /msg $chan 3 $+ $nick is back! }

on *:text:!bye:#: { /msg $chan 10Bye bye $nick $+ , hope to see you later! }

on *:text:!bye *:#: { /msg $chan 10Bye bye $2- $+ , hope to see you later! }

on *:text:!w *:#: { /msg $chan 7Welcome to the room $2 }

on *:text:*goodnight*:#: { /msg $chan 10Nighty night $nick $+ , Dont let the bed bugs bite! }

on *:text:*good night*:#: { /msg $chan 10Nighty night $nick $+ , Dont let the bed bugs bite! }

on *:text:*goodmorning*:#: { /msg $chan 3Good Morning $nick $+ ! }

on *:text:*good morning*:#: { /msg $chan 3Good Morning $nick $+ ! }

on *:text:*w00t*:#: { /msg $chan 7W00T }

on *:text:*woot*:#: { /msg $chan 7W00T }

on *:text:*hmm*:#: { /msg $chan 4Does that mean there thinking or what? }

on *:text:*oops*:#: {/msg $chan 5 $+ $nick  oops?! $nick says that, then says oops?!? My God, the nerve of some people! }

on *:text:*rawr*:#: { /msg $chan 4RAWR! I'm gonna eat you!!! }

on *:text:!colors:#: { /msg $chan 0,1 0 1,0 1 2,1 2 3 3 4 4 5 5 6 6 7 7 8 8 9 9 10 10 11 11 12 12 13 13 14 14 15,1 15  }

on *:text:*woo*hoo*:#: { /msg $chan 6 Wooo Hooo, Wait what are we Wooo Hooing about? }

on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#: {
/describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
/msg $chan $read(8ball.txt)
}

on *:text:!set event*:#: {
if (($nick isop $chan)) {
  /set %event $3-
}

else {
/notice $nick You must be an op to do that.
}


on *:text:!event:#: {
/notice $nick 10This is the info on the next event last set:7 %event
}

on *:text:@event:#: {
/msg $chan 10This is the info on the next event last set:7 %event
}