on *:START: {
hmake jcount 100
if ($isfile(jcount.dat)) hload jcount jcount.dat
}
on *:EXIT: hsave -o jcount jcount.dat
on !*:JOIN:#: {
if (%chan == #ToMo) { halt }
if (%chan == #Convict) { halt }
if ( $hget(jcount,$+($network,.,$chan,.,$nick)) ) {
tokenize 32 $v1
var %t = $calc($1 + 1)
.msg $chan Welcome Back $nick $+ . Last time you joined $chan was on $2 $+ , $duration($calc($ctime - $3)) ago $+ . (Your total visits: %t $+ )
hadd -m jcount $+($network,.,$chan,.,$nick) %t $asctime(mm/dd/yyyy) $ctime
}
else {
hinc -m jcount $+($network,.,$chan,.,total.count)
.msg $chan Welcome $nick $+ ! You're visitor $chr(35) $+ $hget(jcount,$+($network,.,$chan,.,total.count)) to join $chan $+ .
hadd -m jcount $+($network,.,$chan,.,$nick) 1 $asctime(mm/dd/yyyy) $ctime
}
}
if ($chan == #Jhu) {
if ($nick == Newbeebot) { halt }
if ($nick == ToMo) {
msg $chan Hey ToMo learn me more learn meeee MOORE please!!!!
}
if ($nick == Ali) {
msg $chan Hey Ali What about to raise my english level? :)
}
if ($nick == Carlambor) {
msg $chan Hey Carl When we start bombadiert the station? xD
}
if ($nick == Jhu) {
msg $chan Hey Master! Glad to see you back here!! At your service!! If you know how to use me well of course :x
}
if ($nick == Convict) {
msg $chan Hey Convict!! So you continue to steal Houses those days? :)
}
if ($nick == Flameo) {
msg $chan Hey Flameo!! Where's your bot?I never see him, and i need a bot friend..Humans are so rude :)
}
msg $chan *** Hello $nick ! Dont be a moron here or i kick your ass out of $chan ***
}
}
on *:PART:#: {
if ( $chan == #Jhu ) {
if ( $nick == Newbeebot ) { /msg $chan Parting | halt }
msg $chan *** $nick has left $chan and its NOT my fault! }
}
on *:KICK:#: {
if ( $chan == #Jhu ) {
msg $chan *** $nick has seen his ass kicked from $chan and perhaps its better like this ( $+ $1- $+ ) }
}
on *:text:!lol:#: { /msg $chan HmmMM someone ask me to laugh? well its not a function i understand so much...as a bot its hard to understand human feeling...but lets try:.............LOL......ahem..... }
on *:text:moo:#: { /msg $chan OMG you're a COW! }
on *:text:Oo:#: { /msg $chan !Ôô! }
on 1:text:*:#: {
if ($1 == :o) {
msg $chan HAR HAR
}
}