Mine

on *:input:*:{
   if ( $1 == .cb ) { mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2 }

 if ( $1 == .-cb) { mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2 }
 if ( $1 = .q) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) }
if ( $1 = .-q) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) }
 if ( $1 = .v) { mode $chan +v $$2 }
 if ( $1 = .-v) { mode $chan -v $$2 }
 if ( $1 = .h) { mode $chan +h $$2 }

 if ( $1 = .-h) { mode $chan -h $$2 }

 if ( $1 = .o) { mode $chan +o $$2 }
 if ( $1 = .-o) { mode $chan -o $$2 }
 if ( $1 = .i) { invite $$2 $chan }
 if ( $1 = .j) { join $$2 }
if ( $1 = .e) { mode $chan +e $address($2,2) }
 if ( $1 = .-e) { mode $chan -e $address($2,2) }
}