Miscellany

<?$y=($x=" bottle").s;$o=" of beer";$w=" on the wall";for($b=99;$b>1;)echo"$b$y$o$w, $b$y$o.Take one down and pass it around, ".--$b.($b>1?$y:$x)."$o$w.";echo"1$x$o$w, 1$x$o.Go to the store and buy some more, 99$y$o$w.";