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on *:TEXT:!date:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Date Is 4 $date(dddd dd mmmm yyyy)
}
on *:TEXT:!time eastern:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Eastern Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -5 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time central:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Central American Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -6 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time GMT:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current GMT Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -0 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Europe West:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current West Europe (France, Spain, Germany, Poland, etc.) Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +1 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Europe Central:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Central Europe (Turkey, Greece, Finland, etc.) Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +2 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Moscow:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Moscow/Saudi Arabian Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +3 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Oman:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Oman Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +4 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Pakistan:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Pakistani Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +5 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time India:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Indian Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +6 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Indonesia:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Indonesian Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +7 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time China:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current China, Phillipines, Malaysia, West Australia Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +8 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Japan:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Japanese Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +9 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time East Australia:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current East Australian Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +10 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time solomon:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Solomon islands, Micronesia Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +11 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Fiji:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Marshall Islands, Fiji Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( +12 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Midway:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Midway Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -11 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time hawaii:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Hawaii, French Polynesia, Cook island Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -10 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Alaska:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Alaskan Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -9 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time us pacific:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current US Pacific Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -8 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time us mountain:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current US Mountain Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -7 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time chile:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current New Foundland, Venezuela, Chile Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -4 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time mid atlantic:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Mid-Atlantic Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -2 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Azores:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Azores Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -1 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}
on *:TEXT:!time Brazil:#: {
  /msg $chan 15 The Current Brazil, Argentina, Greenland Time Is 4 $asctime($calc( $gmt + ( -3 * 3600)),HH:nn:ss)
}