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alias phat { 
  if ($left($1,1) == $chr(35)) { 
    msg $active $+($chr(3),$right($1,2)) $+ |\/\/\/| $iif($2,$2-) 
    msg $active $+($chr(3),$right($1,2)) $+ |_____| 
  } 
  else { 
    var %rand = $rand(1,15),(1) 
    msg $active $+($chr(3),%rand,) $+ |\/\/\/| $iif($1,$1-) 
    msg $active $+($chr(3),%rand,) $+ |_____| 
  } 
}