Someone

on *:TEXT:!botstats:#: {
  if ($botstaff($nick)) {
    if ($me != [rs]iscape) { halt }
    //var %x = 0 | scon -a inc $(%x $chan(0),) | notice $nick $c1(I Am Current On) $c2([ %x ]) $c1(Channels On This Bot) $chr(124) $c1(I Am Currently Connected To) $c2($server)
    //var %x = 1, %n = 0 | while ($chan(%x)) { inc %n $nick($v1,0) | inc %x } 
    notice $nick $c1(I Have Been Online For) $c2($uptime(mirc,2)) $c1(I Am Currently In) $c2([ GMT ]) $c1(Time, The Time Is) $c2($time $time(tt)) $chr(124) $c1(I Can Current Take Commands From) $c2(%n) $c1(People)
    set %w 1 | set %ww 1   
    while (%w <= $script(0)) { .set %lines $calc(%lines + $lines($script(%w))) | set %size $calc(%size + $file($script(%w)).size) | inc %w 1 } 
    while (%ww <= $alias(0)) { .set %lines $calc(%lines + $lines($alias(%ww))) | set %size $calc(%size + $file($alias(%ww)).size) | inc %ww 1 } 
    .notice $nick $c1(Loaded Scripts:) $c2($calc($script(0) + $alias(0))) $c1(Total Lines of Code:) $c1($bytes(%lines,b)) | unset %lines | unset %size | unset %w | unset %ww 
  }
}