Sysadmin's prayer

BEGIN
  REPEAT
    Our OS, who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
      Thy programs run, Thy syscalls done,
        In kernel as they are in user.

    Give us this time-slice our processor allocation,
      And forgive us our hacking,
        As we forgive those who hack against us.

    Lead us not into /dev,
      And deliver us from viruses:
        For thine is the /root, the I*SQR(R),
         and the up-time.
  UNTIL FALSE
END
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