bunder

 
* hi
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? 
* how about your smell?
> Are such questions on your mind often? 
* no, but it sure does smell in here
> Why not? 
* why should i be consistently concerned with odours?
> What do you think? 
* you're the therapist, i'm asking you!
> What makes you think I am the therapist, you're asking me?