Miscellany
public text v1 · immutableon *:ACTION:*slaps*:#: {
if ($2 == $me) {
var %item = $read(itemlist.txt)
if (clockhart isin $address($nick,1)) goto stop
else describe $chan slaps $nick back with $iif($right(%item,1) == s,some,$iif($left(%item,1) isin aeiou,an,a))) %item
halt
:stop
describe # goes to slap $nick back with $iif($right(%item,1) == s,some,$iif($left(%item,1) isin aeiou,an,a))) %item but stops
halt
}