S: I'm gonna be an eskimo someday. You watch. You WATCH me, sucker.
O: Okay, here comes the first call.
S: Caller go ahead.
W: Hi, my name is Wilma.
S: Hey --
O: Hi Wilma, is that like on the Flintstones?
W: No, that's like my mother.
O: Your mom was on the Flintstones?
S: Hm...
W: No...
O: I'm sorry, what do you want?
W: I have a warning for you. I have... come to tell you something...
O: What's that?
W: ...very important, there's a man, a very bad man named Jargon Scott. He's got... legless... dogs...
S: Really!
O: What are you talking about?
W: I'm talking about something you should bewaaare of...!
S: How m' -- how many he's got?
W: Jargon Scott...! Leeegless doooogs...!
S: Wow...
W: Wa-ha-haaa! (hangs up)
S: Huh.
O: That was weird.
S: Yeah, I love... I love legless dogs.
O: Yeah, okay, uh... ne-next, next caller.
JS: Hi... I'm Jargon Scott.
O: Uh-oh.
S: Hi, Jargon. What's your question?
JS: Well, I was... gonna ask you boys if you'd be interested in, uh, purchasing a little item I've got here.
O/S: Not legless dogs. / Well, maybe --
JS: Today I am offering legless dogs.
O: No... I'm sorry, we're not interested.
S: Really...
JS: Now listen me out, hear me out...
O: (exasperated grunts)
JS: You never have to walk 'em.
O: Ohh, gosh...
JS: They're like cuddly throw pillows...
O: No, look... we just...
JS: Like hats with personality.
O: We just can't really...
JS: They never run away...
O: True, but...
S: No, listen to him...
O: (grunts of frustration)
JS: They're safe around children... what do you guys say?
S: (muttering something about "great")
O: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not interested, sir, we've...
JS: I think you should hear me out, buddy, really...
O: Well... I'm sorry, but we're, we're gonna have to take another call. Uh, caller go ahead.
C: Hi, this is Cynthia Borland from Enterprise, Incorporated. Hi, and I just wanted to let you know that you've been chosen at random for a special giveaway offer!
S: Cool!
C: Okay, now, is it just the two of you at this address?
S: Yup!
O: Yeah, but we're not re --
C: Great, then this program is gonna work great for you, because in the next two weeks, you're gonna receive four complimentary legless dogs, which...
O: Whoa whoa whoa...
C: ...following shortly after that seven you'll have to pay for it yourself.
O/S: Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait... / Okay. We'll do that.
O: You don't work for, uh, Jargon Scott, do you?
C: I work for at the company called Enterprise Incorporated --
S: See, we're cool --
JS: You just don't know what you're missin'... I got legless dogs here. Hot..
S/O: Uh... / I'm sorry.
JS: ...legless dogs...
O: No. We're not doin' it
S: What's...
O: Sifl...
S: ...do you have a number..?
O: Sifl, no. We can't d --
S: What's the... just...
O: No.
S: If we get four free...
O/S: No way. / We get four...
O: I'm sorry folks, that's it, that's all for Calls from the Public, okay?
S: (frustrated/disappointed sigh)
O: See you later.